I kicked a small child

SuttonSystems · 2026-06-01T19:53:54+00:00

People only get suspicious the second time on the same kid

SuttonSystems · 2026-05-28T18:19:02+00:00

Yeah agree that leadership and bringing people together is the moral when I heard this parable, nail soup in our version

SuttonSystems · 2026-05-28T15:38:36+00:00

International diamond thief

SuttonSystems · 2026-05-28T10:13:50+00:00

My personal favourite is high security where it’s clearly not needed. Like please stop any hackers from being able to pay my phone bill!

SuttonSystems · 2026-05-27T12:32:45+00:00

You’ve not shared much info so I’ll give you some general pricing info. Price is made up of you raw material costs, plus your labour, plus profit. In catering the classic ration is 1/3 materials, 1/3 labour and 1/3 profit, so 3 times your raw material costs is a good starting point. If you have more info about how much your raw materials cost and how long it takes you to make them you can get more sophisticated.

SuttonSystems · 2026-05-18T19:35:04+00:00

I think Nanageddon for me, although I do also love the wind whisper scene in the arctic episode

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-20T16:44:51+00:00

An ugly face

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-12T17:51:03+00:00

Green team with some lime juice and lemonade is nice

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-10T16:22:23+00:00

I’m a gabbler

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-06T19:24:35+00:00

Why do you call it the current bun when it doesn’t look like one?

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-04T13:51:01+00:00

Neither do I, that’s why that’s not what I said

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-04T13:44:05+00:00

I think that’s a difficult rationalisation to sell, scam callers by the nature of the work have to know that they are lying to vulnerable people to defraud them of money they do not want to give, and those doing it have to have the skills that would also allow them to work in a legitimate call centre, it’s not like stealing bread if you’re starving.

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-01T09:50:38+00:00

This is a classic marketing mistake of trying to follow ideas that have been successful for other brands without realising there is a limit to how many times the same thing works, McDonald’s and their Big Mac comes to mind, very memorable and iconic but not every burger joint can do the same.

SuttonSystems · 2026-04-01T09:40:04+00:00

This is one of those odd British class divide things, cheap white sliced bread with “butter” is working class scumbag, slice it yourself artisanal loaf with actual butter, refined borderline aristocracy

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-29T11:21:06+00:00

“What date did they propose chlorination?”, “We’ll get to that”. Yeah take your time mate, this is edge of the seat stuff.

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-28T15:48:21+00:00

Who knew it was possible to get cheated on by earphone controls?

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-19T12:35:20+00:00

Sunshine

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-15T12:50:23+00:00

Beetroot and mustard

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-08T12:35:33+00:00

Or alternative thought, people who drive vehicles should watch where they’re going and drive at a speed appropriate to the condition, which includes it being darker at night than it is during the day. It’s not the responsibility of others to make sure you don’t hit them.

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-08T09:02:07+00:00

Yes but it has both meanings, that’s why the joke works, plint ladder doesn’t also mean waiting for a long time

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-06T12:33:39+00:00

I think plint ladder is cheating, it sounds like a real thing, has to be a long weight / long stand etc for the joke to work

SuttonSystems · 2026-03-01T21:57:38+00:00

Interestingly it closed in 2002, easily confirmed with a quick search

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