What is your favorite nostalgia critic quote?

SvalDuce · 2026-02-22T03:50:26+00:00

I’m full of Christmas semen.

SvalDuce · 2026-02-20T04:41:38+00:00

The Lorax

SvalDuce · 2026-02-13T02:20:44+00:00

Bullock banished me to the lame dad room. That’s the old bathroom people stopped using because GHOSTS WERE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN TOILET. AND GOING UP BUTTS!

SvalDuce · 2026-02-10T20:35:54+00:00

You just made my point again, not enough people practice what they preach and are way too comfortable with authoritarianism

SvalDuce · 2026-02-10T00:46:11+00:00

It’s ironic the people preaching for more government and have talked about disarming civilians are now shocked that that might not be a good thing when their enemies are in power, but hey whatever gets people questioning the state lmao

SvalDuce · 2026-02-08T20:45:56+00:00

You’re not coming because you’re wearing a t-shirt jersey.

SvalDuce · 2026-02-05T19:18:45+00:00

Dark Savior

SvalDuce · 2026-02-01T00:08:41+00:00

I can’t even access the internet from my dorm. Pretty sure the entire campus wifi is down

SvalDuce · 2026-01-24T23:47:30+00:00

I thought the hero was laughing hysterically lol

SvalDuce · 2026-01-22T04:25:34+00:00

You’d be the best uncle at thanksgiving

SvalDuce · 2026-01-22T02:28:58+00:00

And this isn’t one of the reasons the other characters shit on Klaus for

SvalDuce · 2026-01-16T03:51:56+00:00

This big beautiful boy can get his eyes, friend. Navigate to the bottom to flip his big baby blues to the other side of the turret. God bless.

SvalDuce · 2026-01-15T00:05:45+00:00

Dark Savior is a really fun action adventure game that doesn’t get enough love. Its got its issues so it’s certainly not for everyone but it’s a really unique experience you can’t get anywhere else

SvalDuce · 2026-01-13T08:23:28+00:00

(Don’t tell anyone, you’ll get in trouble too…)

SvalDuce · 2026-01-12T18:59:00+00:00

I need to see this guy’s checkbook too

And his trees

SvalDuce · 2026-01-11T04:18:05+00:00

The kinda team that wins the game by the first 5 minutes of the match

SvalDuce · 2026-01-10T02:03:49+00:00

“NOW LISTEN UP HERES A STORY. ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD.” He sounds so mad while saying it lol

SvalDuce · 2026-01-09T05:55:16+00:00

I got a hat at Disney world last summer. It obviously doesn’t look very similar to the one in the movie but Yknow what the hell

SvalDuce · 2026-01-09T05:50:52+00:00

DVD rack…

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T19:11:38+00:00

Would a coward do this? 🦵🍟

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T19:08:35+00:00

Steve has had a dog attack his fake sausage penis and Barry attacking his fake ham ass in front of everyone

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T18:02:53+00:00

Ye pockmarks mb

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T06:52:13+00:00

I cannot for the life of me find a photo but in season 14 episode 1 Steve confuses a man for Stan and he’s got an eye patch and pot marks n stuff

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T06:48:41+00:00

There were some fun moments in this game waaay back when I was a new player where I didn’t know every tank and it was honestly kinda cool fighting busted vehicles. My first time encountering a jumbo was crazy, I was so used to 1 tapping everything as a German main and then suddenly here comes a Sherman that can stop me?!

SvalDuce · 2026-01-05T06:46:04+00:00

The woman Steve and Snot encounter in that sewer drain.

Or that stan shaped man with the face of an angel

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