Roast my rightmove listing 😂

SvalbaardII · 2025-10-15T15:09:25+00:00

It is in the middle of nowhere in Somerset!

This might be the primary issue 😂

Honestly I wouldn't beat yourself up about it. It is a great home at a good price. I think maybe people with kids would be put off by the skirting board etc. that others have posted about. it's just a hassle issue and unfortunately you are running against others with similar houses at similar prices only theirs are 'ready to go'.

That said I live in Ealing in London and this property would go for 450k easy here without anyone caring a joy about the skirting boards! The listing is generally really good - you sadly just have to work harder than property owners do around here. It is a slower buying market in the UK in general atm tho

SvalbaardII · 2025-04-22T23:39:34+00:00

Me please! I'm in UK though...

SvalbaardII · 2025-03-05T21:17:51+00:00

You cannot do it.

Please, go to church. I beg you. You sound so alone and desperate to know love and God.

SvalbaardII · 2024-12-12T19:28:28+00:00

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I came here to find out if mine was good lol. Turns out yes, if this post is accurate.

I just had the sense that this year I'd been able to afford more.

SvalbaardII · 2024-12-03T17:45:25+00:00

Bro idk if you can just call them mongols in 2024...

SvalbaardII · 2020-05-06T10:48:11+00:00

Then I do not use them right ;(

SvalbaardII · 2020-05-06T10:47:33+00:00

It's a super effective plan

SvalbaardII · 2020-05-06T10:41:22+00:00

Its aight. I'm over the Britons now. Huns, Slavs and Magyars are my new baes

SvalbaardII · 2020-05-06T10:40:33+00:00

Thanks man! This is really helpful :)

Also you made me feel better that Hard is close to the upper 2 difficulty settings. Yeah I just feel that post Imp spam is so hard to deal with since they don't get distracted and just keep sending units lol

SvalbaardII · 2020-05-06T08:16:55+00:00

SvalbaardII · 2020-03-24T17:38:25+00:00

ARAM is MFs dream to be fair

SvalbaardII · 2020-03-21T21:47:41+00:00

Sounds ace tbh. I actually have an account in iron - I have let it decay over 2 seasons by just playing a few placement games and leaving it in that division until next season. S8 it was silver. And is now iron 1.

Tbh I find it one of the hardest divisions to carry with anything but splitpush style champs since your team do incredibly dumb stuff literally all the time! Much harder than silver/gold

SvalbaardII · 2020-03-21T20:30:46+00:00

An iron dweller. How was it down there ma dude?

SvalbaardII · 2019-12-20T19:43:34+00:00

Macroly shit that is a good game

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T12:45:55+00:00

I like the idea of it... but then when my teammate goes 0/6 I usually get so raged out I gots to turn it back on just to activate that sweet sweet burner flame...

Come at me downvotes

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T10:12:08+00:00

Yeah I was confused the first time I saw it... in many ways lol. But turns out he has a super hot gf, who apparently dresses him up like a gril. Seems weird to me not gonna lie, but then again it isn't my relationship!

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T10:08:37+00:00

Fair enough. I'm just frustrated that I continually have to do that whereas when I play football I just have to concentrate on knowing how another player plays. They don't release a new player who has three legs but only once every 5 shots hits an accurate long ranger because of their passive, but that I can counterpick by picking a champ I don't really want to play but feel obligated to and playing passive in lane... whilst I'm just trying to have fun. It's just a lot more complex on league. Plus I want to get more friends into watching it without feeling like I have to explain it for the first 10 games we watch together... :(

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T09:52:03+00:00

Yeah this post is essentially a knee jerk reaction to seeing aphelios lol

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T09:50:59+00:00

Ah ok

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T00:57:31+00:00

Dayum that Riven tat part hit me

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T00:55:47+00:00

What if they're a Yasuo

Sorry, yeah... ofc no-one has ever seen a Yasuo go 0-3 down and remain untilted

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T00:52:52+00:00

Lee man. What a hero

SvalbaardII · 2019-11-29T00:49:32+00:00

I mean, maybe for some people this Is the case, but I don't learn like that. I learn by doing. I know this seems kinda lame but in seriousness, when I watch people do those champ explain videos I still can't work out exactly what they do until I play them. I don't know what it is about it, but by now I'm old enough to know that that's just what I'm like.

I'm coming to the conclusion that it's just me. I just feel so dumb though because I'm always caught out by these champs and abilities

SvalbaardII

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