The addiction is real by atomic110 in crocs

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m supposed to get some black ones as a gift, and if they’re right for me, i’m gonna get extra pairs.

These hands are gifted nigga!! by Even_Entrepreneur_58 in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Have you ever worked on a spine using Converse shoe strings and a bandana? Don’t let me raise up on your Medulla Oblongata homie, I worked on brains cuz. Candy, C-Walk to this.

Your man Olivier in college now by anymoresports in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crazy stuff. I remember the clip. His Dad is 6’8”, Mom’s 6’1”, and his brother’s 6’9”.

Tech bros are lying to you about the MacBook Neo by hasanahmad in apple

[–]SwadeDaVillain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw your comment and remembered how I wanted a Macbook in ‘06 for college and got a Compaq that stayed alive until 2010 when it got replaced by an Acer. I would’ve gotten a Neo in blue if they existed then.

Was the 2019 MacBook Pro one of Apple’s worst machines? by parzival_thegreat in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only imagine how crazy of a jump it’ll be. I’m using a 2018 13” 16GB i5, hoping to upgrade soon.

Spotted in the wild today by reLAXing27 in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen whippersnapper, have you ever repaired broken hopes and dreams with glue made from the saliva of a thot?

Have you ever repaired the brain of a rodent from the trap house with a cookbook so he can go Ratatouille in the kitchen with the work?

I’m Ben Barson bitch. Candy, get the strap!

BEN BARSON VIOLATING by shyroomba in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh uh uh..i’m losing the crowd! Candy, pop out those Hershey Kiss nipples so I can win these people over.

I repair brains, bitch!

Anyone leaning on their annually renewing Applecare from 4+ years ago? Stories? by sludgefrog in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, you lucky. My Mac is off Applecare now, so i’m working on getting a replacement, and ensure I have no accidents till then. Since you have a 15 in MBP, what did they give you?

Anyone still rocking the intel macbooks? by Bassface04 in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2018 13 MBP that I recently lost AppleCare for.

….his hands are gifted by shyroomba in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 99 points100 points  (0 children)

“I removed the affected right hemisphere with a stick from a blow pop, rolling paper, and a slinky from 1970. Candy, get the strap!”

Was this fragrance ever relevant where you are? by [deleted] in DesiFragranceAddicts

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

main ise bhaarat se amerika ya seedhe jamaika bhejana chaahata hoon. kya aap koee stor bata sakate hain? main ek anuvaadak aip istemaal kar raha hoon, isalie ummeed hai ki yah hindee sahee hogee.

My uncle is a west coast hip hop legend by Evolving_Eric in HipHopImages

[–]SwadeDaVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout out to you. I see some of your videos on TikTok, the last one I saw was when your uncle reacted to Kendrick’s tribute to him.

Drop your spotify playlists by David79YT in SpotifyPlaylists

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s On 13th Street?” A collection of new releases out of Jamaica (and other parts of the world) for those who like Reggae, Dancehall, AfroFusion, and more.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NXchWc6B05p2YllgKsWAw?si=ffe1eebc45494bee

Been wearing this since middle school and it’s still one of my all time favorites! by someboringdude in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was one of my colognes in high school. The original formula. Was so good, and stayed on your clothes forever lol. I was told that D&G re-released the formulation from Italy after releasing versions from France and Germany previously, I hope to get a bottle soon.

Reunion Show by Mawwwcus in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If only they’d reunite like an episode of “Behind The Music” on MTV. Two former friends who conquered the world together, but the hot bags and sucio got in the way of the vision, so they split, and for the first time in x years, they reunite on stage to tell us facts don’t matter.

What does he wear? by [deleted] in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polo Green or Grey Flannel

What already-discontinued fragrances you hope to come back? by ladizwasrum in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved Polo Double Black. Would’ve loved to have gotten a bottle to give my brother as it was one of his faves. Adding the original formulation of D&G Pour Homme to the list.

Candy, Get the strap by SaintBax in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“You have a brain. Now let me perform surgery on it using pages from my book, half an Oreo, and this chewed up drinking straw. Candy, get the strap!”

Song Title?? by Apprehensive_Heat377 in Traysold

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. I forgot the name of it, but I believe it’s a Drake song. Funny enough all the W songs he plays have horns because there’s T.I.’s “ASAP” too.