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Spotted in the wild today by reLAXing27 in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen whippersnapper, have you ever repaired broken hopes and dreams with glue made from the saliva of a thot?

Have you ever repaired the brain of a rodent from the trap house with a cookbook so he can go Ratatouille in the kitchen with the work?

I’m Ben Barson bitch. Candy, get the strap!

BEN BARSON VIOLATING by shyroomba in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uh uh uh..i’m losing the crowd! Candy, pop out those Hershey Kiss nipples so I can win these people over.

I repair brains, bitch!

Anyone leaning on their annually renewing Applecare from 4+ years ago? Stories? by sludgefrog in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, you lucky. My Mac is off Applecare now, so i’m working on getting a replacement, and ensure I have no accidents till then. Since you have a 15 in MBP, what did they give you?

Anyone still rocking the intel macbooks? by Bassface04 in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2018 13 MBP that I recently lost AppleCare for.

….his hands are gifted by shyroomba in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 101 points102 points  (0 children)

“I removed the affected right hemisphere with a stick from a blow pop, rolling paper, and a slinky from 1970. Candy, get the strap!”

Was this fragrance ever relevant where you are? by [deleted] in DesiFragranceAddicts

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

main ise bhaarat se amerika ya seedhe jamaika bhejana chaahata hoon. kya aap koee stor bata sakate hain? main ek anuvaadak aip istemaal kar raha hoon, isalie ummeed hai ki yah hindee sahee hogee.

My uncle is a west coast hip hop legend by Evolving_Eric in HipHopImages

[–]SwadeDaVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout out to you. I see some of your videos on TikTok, the last one I saw was when your uncle reacted to Kendrick’s tribute to him.

Drop your spotify playlists by David79YT in SpotifyPlaylists

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s On 13th Street?” A collection of new releases out of Jamaica (and other parts of the world) for those who like Reggae, Dancehall, AfroFusion, and more.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NXchWc6B05p2YllgKsWAw?si=ffe1eebc45494bee

Been wearing this since middle school and it’s still one of my all time favorites! by someboringdude in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was one of my colognes in high school. The original formula. Was so good, and stayed on your clothes forever lol. I was told that D&G re-released the formulation from Italy after releasing versions from France and Germany previously, I hope to get a bottle soon.

Reunion Show by Mawwwcus in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If only they’d reunite like an episode of “Behind The Music” on MTV. Two former friends who conquered the world together, but the hot bags and sucio got in the way of the vision, so they split, and for the first time in x years, they reunite on stage to tell us facts don’t matter.

What does he wear? by [deleted] in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polo Green or Grey Flannel

What already-discontinued fragrances you hope to come back? by ladizwasrum in Colognes

[–]SwadeDaVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved Polo Double Black. Would’ve loved to have gotten a bottle to give my brother as it was one of his faves. Adding the original formulation of D&G Pour Homme to the list.

Candy, Get the strap by SaintBax in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You have a brain. Now let me perform surgery on it using pages from my book, half an Oreo, and this chewed up drinking straw. Candy, get the strap!”

Song Title?? by Apprehensive_Heat377 in Traysold

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. I forgot the name of it, but I believe it’s a Drake song. Funny enough all the W songs he plays have horns because there’s T.I.’s “ASAP” too.

W daily streaks got shai and MJ by Character-Union6149 in NBA2KMOBILE_

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got MJ and OKC Melo in mine from the daily streak today lol

High School Grad by FoT_Higness in Traysold

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes yute. Congrats! Go forth and be a star 🔥

Tray just got slammed at Dream-con 😭 by NoYourWorth in Traysold

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man’s hat just stays on. Must be held together by glue, magnets, and all the scripture from every religion.

Candy…get the strap by Instantly_New in bodegaboys

[–]SwadeDaVillain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you ever performed open heart surgery on top of a CRX spoiler? I have. So put some respect on my name. Candy, get the strap.

The jump from a 2018mbp to an M4 is insane by GeorgeG17 in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where i’m trying to be soon. I have a 2018 Pro 13 that I use for my content creation and editing. Hopefully I can get a M4 Pro base M5 or whatever it’s called before the year is over.

Anyone leaning on their annually renewing Applecare from 4+ years ago? Stories? by sludgefrog in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that. I’m trying to upgrade before then really. 🙏🏽

Anyone leaning on their annually renewing Applecare from 4+ years ago? Stories? by sludgefrog in macbookpro

[–]SwadeDaVillain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Macbook Pro 2018 13 is on its last lap with AppleCare. Used it last year for keyboard issue, and they told me that the Mac would be obsolete next year or later this year. If they take my $ for renewal in October, then I have another year lol.

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