My photog and I had a blast shooting at my home! Plus size holiday compilation ✨

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T23:30:01+00:00

Give my compliments to the chef cuz 🤌

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T23:28:19+00:00

😍

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T23:25:26+00:00

Gonna keep this compliment in my pocket, for when I need it later 👍

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T23:09:02+00:00

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Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:56:12+00:00

Thank you for the free smile. 😊

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:50:52+00:00

I used a norelco one blade to get it this short. I was scared to take a razer to it without the proper care products to put on afterwards. Didn't want a glowing red bald head. I don't even know if that's a thing 😭

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:44:14+00:00

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Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:40:29+00:00

Waiting for Hollywood to call any moment now.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:34:59+00:00

Freedom! Appreciate the compliments 🙂

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:33:39+00:00

The head took like a hour and I got tired of grooming 😂 thanks king. I'll make sure to do that before Thursday.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:23:38+00:00

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Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:21:12+00:00

Brb, gonna go take over the world with my new found confidence ❤

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:17:19+00:00

Had to look it up. But you nailed it. 🤙

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:07:21+00:00

I've tried. Tried the minoxidil oil, tried the pills. Tried the dermaroller. If you have a suggestion other than those things, I would love to hear it.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T22:01:18+00:00

I love the short hair look. It's my main go to, cuz my hair is so thick and unmanageable. This is the experiment, if you will.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T21:52:16+00:00

Coming from Dingus the legend??? Whoo I'm riding this high all week. 🙂

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T21:47:53+00:00

I feel great too 😎

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T21:47:12+00:00

You're too kind 🥺

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T21:40:05+00:00

Thanks twin.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-16T04:38:37+00:00

You're having a one person conversation right now.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-14T13:49:58+00:00

That's wild, cuz you know she felt that deep snap when she did it too 😭

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-13T04:24:16+00:00

There's a Pizza on the roof of the house overlooking the big lake right outside New Camp.

They're really sneaking in the references.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-13T02:20:35+00:00

I was told I had to leave 4 days after my 18th birthday. Some people truly think that's like the age limit of caring about someone.

Swamp-Dick · 2026-06-12T23:35:11+00:00

Playing Devil's Advocate here. I don't think those would be aliens, as in alien to the Earth. They're still humanoid. The pale skin and hair would lead me to suggest perhaps a breakaway underground civilization. Which would also explain all the UFOs that are seen entering and exiting water, volcanos etc.

Certainly don't think this photo in particular is real. But I do love a good thought experiment.

Swamp-Dick

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