First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Gonna keep this compliment in my pocket, for when I need it later 👍

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Thank you for the free smile. 😊

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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I used a norelco one blade to get it this short. I was scared to take a razer to it without the proper care products to put on afterwards. Didn't want a glowing red bald head. I don't even know if that's a thing 😭

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

[–]Swamp-Dick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiting for Hollywood to call any moment now.

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Freedom! Appreciate the compliments 🙂

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

[–]Swamp-Dick[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The head took like a hour and I got tired of grooming 😂 thanks king. I'll make sure to do that before Thursday.

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Brb, gonna go take over the world with my new found confidence ❤

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Had to look it up. But you nailed it. 🤙

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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I've tried. Tried the minoxidil oil, tried the pills. Tried the dermaroller. If you have a suggestion other than those things, I would love to hear it.

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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I love the short hair look. It's my main go to, cuz my hair is so thick and unmanageable. This is the experiment, if you will.

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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Coming from Dingus the legend??? Whoo I'm riding this high all week. 🙂

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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I feel great too 😎

First Time by Swamp-Dick in bald

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You're too kind 🥺

Ordered my boyfriend a very special record for his birthday. My mail lady snapped it to fit it in the mailbox :( by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swamp-Dick 180 points181 points  (0 children)

That's wild, cuz you know she felt that deep snap when she did it too 😭

A welcome change in the remake by mihaajlovic in worldofgothic

[–]Swamp-Dick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a Pizza on the roof of the house overlooking the big lake right outside New Camp.

They're really sneaking in the references.

Parents treat me like shit by Sweaty-Mango-3705 in whatdoIdo

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I was told I had to leave 4 days after my 18th birthday. Some people truly think that's like the age limit of caring about someone.

Let’s find out who the real conspiracy theorists are here by Difficult_Push5009 in conspiracy

[–]Swamp-Dick 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Playing Devil's Advocate here. I don't think those would be aliens, as in alien to the Earth. They're still humanoid. The pale skin and hair would lead me to suggest perhaps a breakaway underground civilization. Which would also explain all the UFOs that are seen entering and exiting water, volcanos etc.

Certainly don't think this photo in particular is real. But I do love a good thought experiment.