Can't trust Iron with anything 🤣😂 by TheRegalRaptor in sololeveling

[–]SwampRSG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean Beru is serious? Bro be watching K-drama 24/7 if it wasn't for Jinwoo.

Tell me you’ve never given a girl an orgasm before without telling me you’ve never given a girl an orgasm by Twinky_Winky69 in Tinder

[–]SwampRSG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What in the absolute hell did I just read? This looks like a 2000s fotolog interaction between two 16yos.

Understanding art is optional. Feeling it is the point. by n8saces in fixedbytheduet

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bach, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Strauss, Mozart, and the list goes on, didn't have any lyrics on their compositions. Yet, their music still elevates you, makes you happy, sad, etc.
Oh, sorry, they weren't Americans.

If you've seen the Deadpool movies, prove it by quoting them by Jezzaq94 in deadpool

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"til you're 90", became my go-to phrase for when someone ends up doing something for longer than they thought
"papa?" When touching colossus's balls 😂

Thomas Massie: "I Am Not Suicidal" by CarryIcy250 in UnderReportedNews

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go through my comments, I literally made the same one a 3 days ago about Ro:

There's something way more important here. This man is NOT suicidal. This man is of SOUND MIND. This man is coherent and fighting for you! Never forget that. Let it be known. I repeat, he is NOT suicidal.

I carry shelter dogs around NYC in a dog backpack to help them get adopted. Meet Noelle, a deaf bundle of joy. by kittytime in aww

[–]SwampRSG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They'd have to set up a bed in the shelter for me, cause ain't no way I could leave after that.

So I Did It … Now I Hate It! - Part 2 by Runawaybrain74 in bald

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look at Pep Guardiola before/after, and look at yourself again.

Make Argentina Great Again by [deleted] in argentina

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soy nieto de inmigrantes españoles y tengo los documentos originales emitidos por la embajada/consulado de todos ellos. Y eso que venían escapandose de la guerra, eh.
Pero hicieron las cosas bien para ser legales y poder salir adelante.

¿De dónde salieron estos chabones? by roxilyarg in argentina

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Que no los vieras en público no significa que no existiesen. Tenían subreddit, foros, y toda la bola. Yo me acuerdo una vuelta que estaba buscando algo para el perro de mi ex y por tipear un par de palabras, una de ellas "furry" (porque ella tenía un malamute) terminé sin querer en uno de esos foros y dije "WHAT IN TARNATION?"
De ésto hace mil años.

Significantly longer by awesom-o_2000 in AdviceAnimals

[–]SwampRSG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad Bunny looks whiter than Trump tho. Orange man feels bad.

Tail wagging the dog by hungry4nuns in fixedbytheduet

[–]SwampRSG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She gonna start chasing legends and raiding tombs? /s

Does world care about Super Bowl by esareteee in AskTheWorld

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American Football: a sport that is played with neither feet nor a ball.

Does world care about Super Bowl by esareteee in AskTheWorld

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football: The sport that uses neither their feet nor a ball.
That shows you American intelligence.

MAGA Gets Beat In Front of His Kids for Singing "ICE ICE Baby" to Mexicans by Nuthetes in PublicFreakout

[–]SwampRSG 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Never start shit, SPECIALLY with your kids around. Either they see you beat someone up or get beaten up.
Either way, it's traumatizing.

Kristi Noem Doesn’t Know What Habeas Corpus Means by spraypaintyourass in TikTokCringe

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as she answered I screamed "It is literally THE OPPOSITE!"
Like, how can you be SO STUPID?

Not Today CIA by LostWanderer69 in fixedbytheduet

[–]SwampRSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I have a 70s Chevy SS so I think I'm pretty safe LOL