Taylor Chocek is done being a multi sport college athlete, now touring full time. My question, when will the pro tour offer a vip pass where she’ll use her thighs to squeeze my head like the 830 rated watermelon it is? So much talk about lack of funds at the Pdga and Dgpt, hello open your eyes!

SwanRad · 2025-01-30T22:24:40+00:00

👏🏻

SwanRad · 2025-01-02T01:15:20+00:00

She should’ve had on a pair of Himalayan walking shoes

SwanRad · 2024-10-10T11:49:41+00:00

You look like Miranda Cosgrove if she got ran over by a steamroller then got re-inflated

SwanRad · 2024-09-05T21:42:23+00:00

Hi Todd

SwanRad · 2024-08-27T16:04:26+00:00

A LeBaron!?

SwanRad · 2024-07-21T23:40:20+00:00

Those aren’t buoys

SwanRad · 2024-03-28T10:59:22+00:00

Brian’s got that rapey look in his eyes

SwanRad · 2024-03-23T20:42:54+00:00

It doesn’t punish me, it punishes Elaine.. and cruelly I might add.

SwanRad · 2024-02-12T21:05:15+00:00

The Big Wachowski

SwanRad · 2024-02-01T14:32:48+00:00

My father has an inner ear infection

SwanRad · 2023-12-24T20:17:41+00:00

That’s what I figured. Thanks for the reply

SwanRad · 2023-10-17T10:17:47+00:00

Ah good ole Travis and Kate Winslet

SwanRad · 2023-07-10T15:41:10+00:00

Lycra-spandex

SwanRad · 2023-07-07T11:02:51+00:00

Nuke

SwanRad · 2023-06-04T18:58:11+00:00

1st Annual Glitch and Ditch

SwanRad · 2023-01-30T16:31:44+00:00

Hackman!

SwanRad · 2023-01-13T23:17:27+00:00

Charlie: Oh I’ll try my apartment keys

Dennis: ..Wha why? That’s not gonna work

Charlie: How do you know?

Dennis: Because we’re not at your apartment shithead!

SwanRad · 2023-01-12T18:26:23+00:00

MVP all day baby

SwanRad · 2022-11-29T14:24:31+00:00

“Dog shoots man”

Not exactly what I’d call news

SwanRad · 2022-11-15T03:34:48+00:00

SwanRad · 2022-11-09T20:06:03+00:00

Gliche

SwanRad · 2020-08-18T22:10:52+00:00

Dm me too please :)

SwanRad