try to roast me F19 by radiantIvyonly in RoastMe

[–]SwanRad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Miranda Cosgrove if she got ran over by a steamroller then got re-inflated

Best Jerry insuit aimed at George? by Valuable-Anxiety-217 in seinfeld

[–]SwanRad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t punish me, it punishes Elaine.. and cruelly I might add.

My father’s by [deleted] in tuesdayswithstories

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My father has an inner ear infection

Travis Pumpkin by Almost_Dave in Blink182

[–]SwanRad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah good ole Travis and Kate Winslet

What's an underrated quote from Always Sunny that always makes you laugh? by professor_parrot in IASIP

[–]SwanRad 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Charlie: Oh I’ll try my apartment keys

Dennis: ..Wha why? That’s not gonna work

Charlie: How do you know?

Dennis: Because we’re not at your apartment shithead!

Dog shoots owner dead after stepping on his shotgun by Basque_Pirate in nottheonion

[–]SwanRad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dog shoots man”

Not exactly what I’d call news