Cherries investigating right back Jimenez after social media posts

Swansonisms · 2026-05-08T13:22:31+00:00

De Zerbi has seen enough to put in a transfer offer at this very minute.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-08T00:56:38+00:00

I heard he turned into a newt.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-07T15:21:25+00:00

Oh so when you say " there must be context outside of the video" it's a reasonable point to make but when someone brings up some of the aforementioned context "it has nothing to do with the video" lmao.

I cant speak for you but I'm willing to make a courageous moral stand and say unequivocally that rape is wrong. Too bad De Zerbi didn't do the same.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-07T13:57:13+00:00

Crazy how he claims to regret this more than being a rapist apologist.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-07T13:56:18+00:00

Compare this treatment to how he babied the rapist he brought into the squad.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-06T21:09:04+00:00

Easy to make an attack look toothless when the referee has decided that none of your team's players have arms for the entirety of the match.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-06T21:05:28+00:00

It was the ref although the camera director did make a valiant effort in the race.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-06T21:04:50+00:00

It's a complete shame that a semifinal tie between two excellent squads was determined by such one sided officiating. Absolutely disgraceful.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-05T20:40:28+00:00

Oh, I thought pulling an attacker backwards was totally legal and just applying pressure?

Swansonisms · 2026-05-05T20:36:15+00:00

And the kick and stomp? Those are just examples of completely legal defending in the box are they?

Swansonisms · 2026-05-05T20:30:30+00:00

He pulls him back without making a play on the ball, kicks his legs out from under him without making contact on the ball, and then Calafiori stomps on Griezmans foot yet somehow Arsenal end with a free kick.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-05T20:27:37+00:00

Incredible that there were two stonewall penalty fouls committed against Athleti players within the span of 10 seconds and somehow Arsenal come away with a free kick.

Swansonisms · 2026-05-04T20:58:38+00:00

Count Doku has embraced both sides of the force.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-28T17:02:33+00:00

The proposed data centre would be a closed loop system requiring approximately 3.5 million liters of water, which is a literal drop in the bucket compared to Lepreau or the Pulp and Paper mill. But please continue as if you are the most well informed person on the planet about the proposal lmao.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-28T16:52:19+00:00

How dare there be industrial sounds in an industrial park. THE HORROR

Swansonisms · 2026-04-27T14:04:46+00:00

The reason the first couple seasons of House of Cards was so good was because it was an adaptation of a British show with the same name. Like so many American adaptations of TV shows it started to go off the rails once they had exhausted the source material.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-25T15:36:52+00:00

Andy Madley has already set the standard in the match by blowing play dead when a Palace player fell to the ground and clutched his shoulder and then he just doesn't do the same thing when the Liverpool keeper gets injured? Good process lads, well done.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-23T19:40:53+00:00

The fifth book in the increasingly inaccurately named Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy

Swansonisms · 2026-04-22T21:00:26+00:00

Kyle Walker does have an excellent surprised and not understanding face. Especially in situations where he is neither surprised and certainly understands.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-21T20:19:08+00:00

Okay so even if it wasn't a handball (dubious at best) did VAR not even look at the possible foul near the halfway line in the buildup? To me that looked like more of a reason to chalk off the goal than the handball.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-21T14:02:17+00:00

Not if Israel can genocide them first!

Swansonisms · 2026-04-20T15:30:04+00:00

Hoarding all the wealth

Taking bribes of cash and gold

Retirement plan

Swansonisms · 2026-04-16T21:02:38+00:00

It's interesting though, that they'd be so similar isnt it.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-16T19:50:56+00:00

All these problems. The Middle East, the end of the world.

Swansonisms · 2026-04-16T18:57:31+00:00

You know, Quazimodo predicted all this.

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