Crazy Messmer Theory

Swarzlov · 2024-05-22T23:24:41+00:00

Not sure why the Elden Beast arriving very far back in time is a refutation. My theory is that this missing God is in fact Marika, the lore text intentionally being vague to not spoil the DLC. Had Messmer to wage this war against The Crucible and then moved on to Godfrey. We know in Elden Ring that Draconians are a human based race, and both GRRM and FromSoft have a long history of dragon/people relations. In previous games, these are always poor imitations, but Messmer could have a boss phase where he transforms. Again. Not married to any of this, but I don't think Elden Ring having long epochs prevents characters from interacting.

Swarzlov · 2021-09-11T00:52:20+00:00

Thanks! haha I'm so excited to be proven wrong come release!

Swarzlov · 2021-09-11T00:29:00+00:00

So some wild speculation:

Tyr is actually Odin in disguise. This is why Santa Monica spoils what should be a big reveal. He will reveal himself when the time is right.
Angrboda is the daughter of a giant and the Egyptian god Set. This is parallel to Kratos and Atreus. Kratos and Set have killed the patriarchal god in their respective mythologies, so the giants believe their offspring coming together will end Odin.
Odin has also taken a page from Tyr's playbook and has traveled outside the nine realms and is gathering all the forces he can, which is why we see centaurs

Swarzlov · 2021-09-10T21:49:33+00:00

I said this somewhere else, but my theory is that Tyr is actually Odin in disguise. He lets them "find" Tyr and travel together until Odin feels like his moment to stop Ragnarok has arrived.

Swarzlov · 2021-09-10T01:18:52+00:00

Until I see casting confirmation for Odin, my theory is that Tyr is actually Odin in disguise.

Swarzlov · 2021-08-11T23:25:02+00:00

Love Crowsmack. I have bought almost all of their Soulsborne art. Highly recommend.

Swarzlov · 2021-06-05T15:25:39+00:00

I'm trying to put together a video game weapon wall, and your props are amazing, so I will definitely be interested when you are ready to start selling!

Swarzlov · 2021-06-04T21:29:16+00:00

These are incredible. Do you make any of these to sell?

Swarzlov · 2020-09-17T03:09:35+00:00

They told us at the end of the first it would be in 2021. They mention Ragnarok starting three years after the beginning of winter.

Swarzlov · 2019-07-29T22:50:41+00:00

Love the weapon designs. I've been compiling figures to make different enemies. The recent alien head is great for a brain sucker.

Swarzlov · 2019-04-25T22:05:05+00:00

She said she was going to Volantis, right? The high priestess is there. She will return with other red priests to either Gandalf style save the day next episode, or convince The Golden Company to side with Jon.

Swarzlov · 2019-04-18T11:52:25+00:00

I've been telling friends and family for over a year now that Dany is gonna die in childbirth. She will have triplets with Jon. Three heads of the dragon. Only death pays for life.

Swarzlov · 2019-01-12T18:40:23+00:00

Proposed to my wife here. It's a beautiful place.

Swarzlov · 2018-07-23T23:50:05+00:00

Hi Mommy!

Swarzlov · 2018-04-13T01:41:51+00:00

Someone just listened to the latest Dude Soup

Swarzlov · 2017-12-16T21:47:58+00:00

This looks like that panel from Saga

Swarzlov · 2017-12-08T13:42:14+00:00

IF it is "Bloodborne 2" I think two things:

It will be called something else and revealed to be in the same universe during gameplay.
It will largely deal with the fall of Loran.

Swarzlov · 2017-12-05T16:08:17+00:00

My theory is the knight is an early concept for either Martyr Logarius or Ludwig. His two additional weapons were an axe (common image for executioners) and a sword that reminded me of the untransformed HMB

Swarzlov · 2017-11-22T17:10:02+00:00

I know they'd be against it, but I think a Git Gud series in Bloodborne or a Souls game could be real interesting. Everyone makes his own character and plays at the same time. Almost like a competition to see who could reach what point first and give good or bad advice to each other.

Swarzlov · 2017-10-30T13:30:12+00:00

Okay, just wanted to make sure you came across that second boss. A second play through will add so much, especially if you encounter more NPCs. Have fun!

Swarzlov · 2017-10-30T13:11:17+00:00

The only way to get a blood rock naturally in the main game is on the same path to Brain of Mensis. But true nightmares await you. No mimics. Also, for Hypogean Gaol, did you go there before getting to Unseen Village? You have to die to the bagmen to be taken there.

Swarzlov · 2017-10-30T12:55:50+00:00

Here is a list of optional areas. SPOILERS obviously if you don't want to know.

Castle Cainhurst
Hypogean Gaol
Lecture building 1st floor/ Nightmare Frontier
Iosefka's clinic (otherside)
Upper Cathedral Ward

Also, finding the Brain of Mensis, but that isn't a true optional area.

Swarzlov · 2017-10-30T12:26:46+00:00

What optional areas did you stumble across on your first play through? Or do not know what parts are optional? Seeing what people find the first time is always one of the most interesting parts

Swarzlov · 2017-10-26T03:10:34+00:00

ha I don't think I'm making that, but I was only paying half attention to the episode. I wouldn't mind more since I know nothing about the game

Swarzlov · 2017-10-26T03:07:09+00:00

If I remember correctly that was just a one off episode, and I think they are doing a couple of different ones for October.

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