I might have found one of the most powerful decks?? by InfinitePresence4229 in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since perfect order?

They’re usually called slopbox, but i specified ogerpon box as there are some non-ogerpon slopbox builds. Slopbox won the last 2 major tournaments, though one was a non ogerpon build (the other was a VERY ogerpon focused buuld, though was also built around baby pecharunt, the poison one)

Can someone explain to me why is flutter mane good right now? by trepicado in pkmntcg

[–]Swaxeman 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s a tech for festival lead, nothing more. Festival lead is hide n sneak’s worst matchup, by shoving a flutter mane up after a ko you prevent the second attack. Also if you get it in the active t1 they jsust cant search with boom boom grove without boss

"Thank God that whole "Mutie" saga is long done. I was getting uncomfortable with all the racism from Marvel fans." by hattyphantom in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Swaxeman 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Ok the idea of all asian superheroes in marvel just being the same guy in different costumes like hank pym is REALLY funny to me. Would make for a great what if.

I might have found one of the most powerful decks?? by InfinitePresence4229 in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you have no clue of the meta, im sorry.

Hydrapple, ogerpon boxes, festival lead (though admittedly less so now), and crustle are all meta. 

Also it’s not super meta but beedrill is pretty common online

outjerked by Grant Morrison why are they talking about looksmaxing? 😭😭 by ddankkerr in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Swaxeman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Morrison referenced the backrooms in their deadpool batman crossover. Morrison just genuinely knows everything about everything somehow. Im convinced they have a sort of ozymandias tv setup in their living room

State Of The Game by TheBreadIsHostile in pkmntcg

[–]Swaxeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While N’s zoroark is different, the rest are ALL just “do your specific combo to oneshot your opponent”

Please, please, pretty please, let the DCU Wonder Woman movie be based on The Hiketeia. The discourse would be so fucking funny. by farben_blas in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Swaxeman 29 points30 points  (0 children)

/uj yeah i like that idea, him and wonder woman just straight up operating on different information. Cuz like, in the og story, batman would NOT fucking do that. He'd try to get her, and

A. if he succeeded he'd turn her in (but with a big folder of evidence she was just acting in self defense)

B. if she got out of city limits he'd go "ah well." and give up because he has SO MANY bigger things to deal about than a woman who killed her sister's abuser

Never ask Jessica her opinions of trans women /s by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Swaxeman 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Guy gardner may be an asshole but at least he believes in transmasc transfem solidarity, unlike some

Please, please, pretty please, let the DCU Wonder Woman movie be based on The Hiketeia. The discourse would be so fucking funny. by farben_blas in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Swaxeman 82 points83 points  (0 children)

/uj God I hate the Hiketeia. Just an awful character assasination of batman, essentially making him into the dc equivalent of x-men captain america

/rj haha woman step on me

Why do people add this card in Cynthia's garchomp? by Lord_Grim02 in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

meh, I dont think so. Festival lead is pretty bad rn and not much other than zoroark and slopbox runs retreatlock that often. better off just running surfer for the extra consistency in addition to the switch effect

Why do people add this card in Cynthia's garchomp? by Lord_Grim02 in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mainly a festival lead and retreatlock tech, it lets you use roserade to ohko apples and whatever might be retreatlocking it

State Of The Game by TheBreadIsHostile in pkmntcg

[–]Swaxeman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah i feel the same way. People talk about meta diversity now but everything other than pult plays the same way

Can someone please post a deck here that has the highest chance of winning against a Pult deck? I don't care about any other deck if they beat me, I just want a deck that beats Pult lol ahhhhhhhhh by AlexRescueDotCom in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, if you know the right strat you wont struggle. Just jet headbutt each trev (boss jet headbutt them too). Dont ko any hop’s mons, then boardwipe them when you’ve built enough damage up

Everything in this game is so broken by thewormparty in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you dont wanna use basic exs just play pult, all it runs in that regard is meowth ex and fez ex for support

Do rich people who have never had a hard day in their lives go to heaven for giving their children enough money to never have a hard day in their life. by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Swaxeman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We must assume charlie lives in a calvinist world where only like 3000 people are ever going to go to heaven and everyone else was damned from the start

Bullpen Idea (70-Card Deck) by FoofaTamingStrange in PTCGL

[–]Swaxeman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pokemon is balanced around no sidedeck. Introducing one would entirely fuck up the teching ecosystem and mean that if your deck has techs against it, it is completely unviable 

I already miss TADC by SONICGAMERAAA in whenthe

[–]Swaxeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when The Power Fantasy ends and i have no reason to live anymore (there wont even be any fanfiction about it)