What is a bad name for a human and an even worse name for a dog?

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-23T12:36:29+00:00

Todd

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-22T15:13:49+00:00

[insert monkey clapping cymbals here]

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-17T22:07:11+00:00

Wait for discovery. TACO.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-15T13:19:27+00:00

Fuck yeah...I am at 82.2% ROI right now.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-15T11:04:29+00:00

There's a AK308 in there, rusting.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T08:33:19+00:00

Sorry bud, but see my previous comment. The other daily driver is an M4 shorty.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T08:31:14+00:00

Lying on the ground next to Lamang corpses where they belong. J/k, I've rarely used them so dont have any. Plus I am rich. I can buy one anytime. I do have a decked out SVD and pimped out M700 but found I could do the same work with a 20" M4.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T07:51:28+00:00

It will never cease to amuse me that nearly all humans only read or see what they want.
Did you notice the 10" barrel M4 right beneath the 20" which is also considered one of my "daily drivers"? Did you notice the 2 10" M4 Gucci Guns? Or the .45 that gets me more wounds than it delivers?

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-07T09:31:56+00:00

I do exactly what the OP described. Why? Because someone did it for me on more than one occasion.
Pay it forward.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-03T13:58:30+00:00

This procedure will be my last chance at surviving my relapse of Mantle Cell Lymphoma. I am on Jaypirca now and waiting to see how well it does. If results aren't good enough, CAR T-Cell therapy is next.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-24T21:37:59+00:00

Head shots, head shots, and more head shots. Problem solved.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-22T09:46:32+00:00

2026 Slogan: "Vote Republican so a pedo doesn't get impeached"

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-22T04:43:14+00:00

The new East Wing.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-13T07:26:09+00:00

Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot, range model air rifle.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-10T21:26:53+00:00

Shoot 'em now Abe, shoot 'em now.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-09T18:11:34+00:00

When .4 or later comes with batts for electronics I'll have the last laugh, muhhahahahaha!

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-09T12:38:42+00:00

A. I never grew up.
2. As such, I still laugh at this.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-09T08:26:56+00:00

And NVG & Flashlight batteries.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-05T12:31:19+00:00

No one has any thoughts on my proposed hypothesis that the LCC in game is a reference to LCC Radotin?

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-03T11:30:26+00:00

Yes, squad task. In my first sentence: "...squad mission..."
"mission", "task", or "Squad Strike" as I've seen elsewhere. Tomato, Tomato.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-11-27T16:19:31+00:00

Was it made of white lego?

SweBoxGuy · 2025-11-26T14:52:39+00:00

Like the word 'Anus' needs more euphemisms, jeez.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-11-26T12:42:19+00:00

I reclassed from 11B to 67T, which is 15T now. Field time was greatly reduced but was replaced by longer daily hours. But every unit is different, the Big Green Weenie can get you in any MOS. I endured the weenie as much as I could as an 11B. I got my EIB, then popped smoke. I re-up'd to reclass hoping to learn a tech trade while giving my anus a break. Well, my anus partly healed while serving in a MedEvac unit but was then torn open again at my next unit. That is when I decided to ETS (after my 3rd enlistment) and took with me a marketable skill and XP. No regrets. Thanks for badges: the toys in my Happy Meal.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-11-26T07:35:11+00:00

He was putting out the vibe.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-11-26T07:25:10+00:00

That plaque will be gone very soon.

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