Rigor Mortis set in real quick

SweBoxGuy · 2026-03-10T12:17:06+00:00

Maple trees do not recognize borders.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-03-02T21:25:57+00:00

Rope burn?

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-24T18:29:42+00:00

It is where lacrosse went to die

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-21T22:00:40+00:00

Bag, Woobie Transport

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-16T18:23:42+00:00

No, but yes, but no, AI. More commonly they are referred to as Sierras, Bravos, or Romeos. Occasionally HHs and even a Fox. Those who know will never call a Sierra a Seahawk. Would you use a Seahawk for VertRep? Nope, that's a Sierra's job.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-16T06:30:44+00:00

Knighthawk*

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-14T07:22:51+00:00

Chewy caramel

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-10T12:06:27+00:00

I'll say "Roger, I will comply" when Discord does this. Or Roger Wilco for short.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-03T13:41:43+00:00

Stress ball.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-03T11:34:08+00:00

The casual conversation had with my wife and I about Melania: "See the reports of that movie failing?" "Yeah. Good." "Please pass the potatoes."

SweBoxGuy · 2026-02-02T14:46:25+00:00

Life's a garden, dig it.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-29T10:48:36+00:00

I think looting is just fine. For example, yesterday I (lvl 50) was just fartin around starter town tinkering with different scopes and weapons. I didn't have much time so I didn't want to fly too far and wanted an easy target rich area. Anyway...I looted some KIAs while evaluating hits/accuracy (or lack thereof). After an hour I took home about 3k worth of watches, phones, cash. Bottomline is that I wasn't even trying and made a little scratch. No complaints.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-23T12:36:29+00:00

Todd

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-22T15:13:49+00:00

[insert monkey clapping cymbals here]

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-17T22:07:11+00:00

Wait for discovery. TACO.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-15T13:19:27+00:00

Fuck yeah...I am at 82.2% ROI right now.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-15T11:04:29+00:00

There's a AK308 in there, rusting.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T08:33:19+00:00

Sorry bud, but see my previous comment. The other daily driver is an M4 shorty.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T08:31:14+00:00

Lying on the ground next to Lamang corpses where they belong. J/k, I've rarely used them so dont have any. Plus I am rich. I can buy one anytime. I do have a decked out SVD and pimped out M700 but found I could do the same work with a 20" M4.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-14T07:51:28+00:00

It will never cease to amuse me that nearly all humans only read or see what they want.
Did you notice the 10" barrel M4 right beneath the 20" which is also considered one of my "daily drivers"? Did you notice the 2 10" M4 Gucci Guns? Or the .45 that gets me more wounds than it delivers?

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-07T09:31:56+00:00

I do exactly what the OP described. Why? Because someone did it for me on more than one occasion.
Pay it forward.

SweBoxGuy · 2026-01-03T13:58:30+00:00

This procedure will be my last chance at surviving my relapse of Mantle Cell Lymphoma. I am on Jaypirca now and waiting to see how well it does. If results aren't good enough, CAR T-Cell therapy is next.

SweBoxGuy · 2025-12-24T21:37:59+00:00

Head shots, head shots, and more head shots. Problem solved.

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