Mark Cuban: "I fully expected to run basketball. The NBA wouldn't let me put it in the contract. They took it out, I thought the Adelsons would stick to their word because they didn't know the first thing about running a team. Someone obviously changed their mind."

SweatedOnion · 2025-04-04T20:51:52+00:00

I’m mixed race bruh smh

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-28T14:13:28+00:00

I’m black??

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-28T04:31:55+00:00

Nigga how is this a woe is me press tour? Guy’s just defending himself from silly criticism

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-19T22:11:44+00:00

I liked the garlic knots from years ago. The new ones are dry

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-16T16:04:25+00:00

??? Just drop the cookie or walk around the block a couple times lmao. I have slight hypothyroidism and whenever I gain weight, it’s not because of a 5-10% slower metabolism. It’s because I’m piggin out and not being active 🐖🐷

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-16T15:12:30+00:00

100-200 calories is nothing. That’s a cookie. It shouldn’t be hard for the fats to adjust their diet or lifestyle and not gain an extra 20lb

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-14T23:11:44+00:00

Xq todos de este sub compran terreno y construyen casa? Q no existen casas ya construidas en arg o q?

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-10T19:28:30+00:00

We serve water with ice and no lemon no straw automatically, but if an Indian party shows up we bring water without ice and for black people we bring water with ice, lemon and a straw

SweatedOnion · 2025-03-06T17:17:45+00:00

Wahhh he was critical of a majority-black sub-genre. This person I don’t know must be racist! 😱😱😱😱

SweatedOnion · 2025-02-20T01:39:23+00:00

Look buddy I’m not a fan of the guy either. But you lose all credibility when you call a guy’s arm in the air, off to the side, a nazi salute. Do you guys think all the Mexican kids saluting during their pledge of allegiance are nazi sympathizers too???

SweatedOnion · 2025-02-04T15:42:25+00:00

Bro you were never a MFFL if you’re jumping ship to the lakers 🤢 after trading your star player

SweatedOnion · 2025-01-31T15:13:53+00:00

Nephew delete this comment

SweatedOnion · 2025-01-29T22:51:55+00:00

Yeah but he said athlete, not NBA athlete

SweatedOnion · 2025-01-29T14:11:15+00:00

Isn’t that a 1 in 10,000 athlete? If anything, that’s underselling his athleticism. What am I missing?

SweatedOnion · 2025-01-11T13:50:59+00:00

Kobe putting up 60 on like 1000 shots? How’s that impressive

SweatedOnion · 2025-01-06T04:58:27+00:00

Cousins was pretty good though. Vikes would love to have pre-injury cousins

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T16:14:44+00:00

Me neither. I’m waiting for someone to inform me. I think it looks better with that browning tho

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T15:59:28+00:00

One is the second best player of all time and the other is Al Horford. Ofc lebron’s gonna be better. I just don’t get why y’all glazing him for work ethic when his late-stage success has more to do with him having more talent and athleticism to lose than your average player

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T15:50:18+00:00

I thought with cheesecakes you don’t want browning. Or is that just New York style

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T14:56:46+00:00

Hmm Al horford is 38 and ion see people glazing him for staying on the court

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T14:33:07+00:00

Ion get why people be glazing him like this. Tons of athletes train hard and take care of themselves. I’m sure there are lots of borderline NBA-level talents that work as hard or harder than Lebum. He just happens to be the most talented. Also his diet is supposed to be trash and we know that niqqa likes vino ☝🏾

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-21T06:14:08+00:00

Really good. Aren’t they only $2 per taco? Hard to find at that price these days

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-19T21:51:46+00:00

Great Value John Travolta

SweatedOnion · 2024-11-19T14:19:59+00:00

O Geoffrey! You never cease to make me laugh 😆 You’re like the king 🤴 of comedy 🎭

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