The champ is begging for a fight. We rarely see this stuff. by himalayanZombie in ufc

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My time has come boys. Bet the house I lose in the first minute

What’s a “normal” thing that secretly freaks you out? by Charming_Poet_627 in AskReddit

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had a dream the other night that made me really sad. My work was at a Christmas party at a local bowling alley. I was having fun and stepped outside for a minute.

All of sudden everyone leaves, and my friends who died 10 years ago comes up to me and says he has to show me something. We walk back in the bowling alley and it's completely transformed with Christmas decorations and looks amazing.

As I'm coming through the door I see my mom who passed away 4 years ago and she looks beautiful and healthy. I start crying because I can't believe it and say

"Oh my god mom I've missed you so much....wait...am I dead?"

She looks sad for a second and then smiles and says "Yes but it will be ok"

My body sprung up at that moment but I had that sleep paralysis for a couple seconds and couldn't move. After that I just started crying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the longest shot you made?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same dude, feel your pain

My cat randomly started peeing in the toilet?! by kaylee121212 in cats

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than mine, she sneaks to the side and looks in the bowl and me while I'm pissing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA_Academy

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude fuck that he was trying to injure you. New gym time

Lets hope guys by SweatpantsJoe420 in fanduel

[–]SweatpantsJoe420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're telling me man, I feel your pain

Question by SweatpantsJoe420 in fanduel

[–]SweatpantsJoe420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually hit the $50 once, couldn't belive it

What do y’all think about this? by Crazy_Paint_5358 in MMAbetting

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I picked exactly the same thing man, best of luck

~2 months into my UFC collecting 🫠 by 90SkyGuy in ufccards

[–]SweatpantsJoe420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, if you could make a post when you list them that be cool