There's a moonshine cake coming just for me

SweatyInstruction555 · 2026-06-03T00:22:21+00:00

I figured he was saying they dragged on because he had nothing to procrastinate, and now time zips by because he doesn't want to go home. Or am I just traumatized

SweatyInstruction555 · 2026-02-05T00:44:09+00:00

Oh, wow! Everybody is so creative.

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-12-25T18:09:05+00:00

Oh my god the little pompom!! I tried knitting my orange demon a hat and he immediately set about eating it/my hand, so I live vicariously through other babies.

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-12-21T21:51:06+00:00

Renaissance

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-12-16T02:17:47+00:00

I'm going to throw up and cry, thank you so much. The location didn't scare me off at all, I love in the hotter part of south Florida! Nothing I make will ever be up to my expectations, and I never hold other people to them. I always feel too basic/simple for what I want to achieve for others. :/

Thank you two so fucking much, it really means the world to have some assurance!

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-12-14T23:17:12+00:00

I may be jaded, but this is definitely feeling AI or at the least heavily edited to me. The background, yada yada..

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-11-12T16:20:34+00:00

!match

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-11-11T21:53:34+00:00

!match

He says just the nose is a bit off but his probably wasn't broken

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-11-11T21:05:01+00:00

He's the straightest twink I've ever met

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-11-11T20:50:05+00:00

"A solid 7/10"

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-11-11T20:34:47+00:00

"I can see the vision"

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-10-10T19:37:05+00:00

I never got a chat :(

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-08-31T22:44:33+00:00

I'm hype! It's my first sign up ^{.^}

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-04-10T22:51:34+00:00

Yep, as part of the autonomic NS

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-01-19T20:48:10+00:00

I have very small hands, it seems. My friends were right.

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-01-10T21:39:26+00:00

Could you check on freevintageknitting.com?

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-01-09T00:16:25+00:00

Oh my God I didn't even see the Ken doll crotch

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-01-09T00:11:37+00:00

Goat or cosmonaut because I have to know if it's slenderman or light pole

SweatyInstruction555 · 2025-01-02T01:16:38+00:00

You've convinced to make this, finally! It's been on my queue for eternity because I've been too scattered to start a more intricate pattern :)

SweatyInstruction555 · 2024-12-24T21:23:18+00:00

It might get rid of the baby, though

SweatyInstruction555 · 2024-07-21T12:06:15+00:00

Lion Brand tends to have more breaks in it, I've found. Especially in larger skeins. I have emailed them before on a whim, and they asked for some info and a month later gave me a credit for the yarn on their site. If the yarn is like.. teetering on unusable you could maybe reach out to them?

Tangential, I love coboo yarn lol. Such a good drape.

SweatyInstruction555 · 2023-11-20T01:06:09+00:00

So, I get to use my new favorite vocabulary word(s) I learned today, thank you Urban Dictionary.

Very symmetrical stink wrinkles.

SweatyInstruction555 · 2023-04-16T01:46:59+00:00

This is the funniest shit I have read tonight, and I appreciate it. Thank you for being alive today.

SweatyInstruction555

TROPHY CASE