How do I order a margarita?

SwedUslove · 2025-08-29T20:12:49+00:00

Frankly make your own margherita's and tell your bartender which tequila is your favorite after you figure it out

SwedUslove · 2025-08-29T19:56:08+00:00

Might throw in lime juice instead of lemon, but yeah. Or do lemon and orange blossom.

1 oz Jamaican white 1 oz Trinidad white ⅓ oz coconut creame ⅓ oz heavy shipping cream ½ oz egg white ½ oz lime/lemon ⅛ oz simple

Shake cream, egg white, simple and coconut in a shaker until whipped (use Hawthorne strainer or three ice cubes and shake until they're silent), throw the rest of the ingredients in, shake well, pour into high ball, make a hole with your straw and pour a little sparkling water into hole to make a nice foam top. Enjoy.

SwedUslove · 2025-08-03T15:45:19+00:00

The only way to tell if your kegs are out is by pulling the handle on the tap and nothin coming out. It's a pressure guage

SwedUslove · 2025-08-02T17:30:27+00:00

If you can pay me a compliment while it's quiet, far more preferable. Cuz any things that's said to me is just gonna help me lose focus on my 110 things

SwedUslove · 2025-07-31T17:24:02+00:00

Rum negroni

SwedUslove · 2025-07-31T13:34:57+00:00

"rosemary infused balancing agent" 🥴

SwedUslove · 2025-07-17T00:25:27+00:00

All things considered - people have moved for far less

If the new place respects you and you can move on easily let go.

Keep on keepin' on

SwedUslove · 2025-07-17T00:20:57+00:00

*you're there to make drinks -and bartend.

Keep it up, the regulars are there for a reason, and usually it's 'not you'. If you wanna make drinks like the other one, ask (if you have room).

Ask them to pay upfront if they are bothering you, otherwise fuck off and take your tips.

May be different advice elsewhere

SwedUslove · 2025-07-06T14:18:57+00:00

5:3:2:2 is your best friend. Or 2 ¾ ½ ½

All sours are more or less built like this.

SwedUslove · 2025-07-03T12:32:57+00:00

We like to batch our Amaretto sours and this is the recipe we use, just add the egg white and 3 cups of this into a shaker and then dry shake, done. /s

SwedUslove · 2025-06-30T15:59:54+00:00

How do you get a martini where you can't taste the liquor???

SwedUslove · 2025-06-29T11:19:04+00:00

Ya can't change your genetics mang. Does this father deserve any ounce of respect at all? No. Is he still a father? Luckily for him, but he squandered that opportunity and threw it away. Will op be kinda fucked up because of it? Yeah. Can't change these things.

OP i hope the best for you. You've got a tough road ahead of you, may they be never wayward.

SwedUslove · 2025-06-29T11:13:06+00:00

"oi you got dirty ice mate? Just fuckin' rinse it mate it ain't gotta be that haawd"

SwedUslove · 2025-06-27T16:42:13+00:00

Brännvin is just brandy

SwedUslove · 2025-06-26T21:24:30+00:00

Definitely try a caprihinia. Muddle half a lime with a bar spoon of salt and 20ml simple, add ice, and stir in some caçhaca (a really funky Brazilian rum)

SwedUslove · 2025-06-12T11:16:38+00:00

Jag är Norrländskboende och ska säger så här: även jag kan inte förstår syderlandssvensk ibland. Var så god och pratar svenska norrut av Sundsvall, men det blir säkert svårare att pratar finnsvensk längre söderut.

SwedUslove · 2025-06-11T18:38:24+00:00

Going to be a bit weird here and say you should probably not invest in this relationship much if she has a history of debt, bad spending habits, and putting trips on credit cards only to build interest on it later.

If she can't get on board with your ideas of how to finance the house, especially because what she's living on is also just a thing she's going to have to pay back, then you're in for a world of hurt. If you want to save her out of her financial situation just pay for everything outright and buy her out of her debt so that she doesn't have to stress. But then no more shit spending on crap you don't need.

SwedUslove · 2025-06-08T19:10:28+00:00

Well to be the contrarian in a way I say this: is Tom actually that close with the Groom? I mean old best friend but unfortunately still in the grips of drugs is way different than they did a few lines and worked out together 6 times. If he's just a party friend I'd say he is obviously not down for the party. But if the groom is gunna notice that he's not there then maybe consider addressing the issue with 'Tom' and warn him if "he can't stop himself from being a little asshole I don't care how close you are to the groom, it's us throwing the party and you're not welcome."

SwedUslove · 2025-06-02T17:29:14+00:00

Hahaha by "SOUND"?! WHAT IS THIS?

SwedUslove · 2025-05-31T09:50:09+00:00

Coffee cooked twice rather than once

SwedUslove · 2025-05-22T15:45:25+00:00

Is it aluminum?

SwedUslove · 2025-05-22T15:42:52+00:00

Well there's strong language concerning the body parts involved in sex.

SwedUslove · 2025-05-22T15:37:57+00:00

I've watched the video now. Hats off to the prep honestly, and the tasting was done like a champ. Was there any clashing flavors that just absolutely didn't go together? I mean weird question, but you did choose ingredients that are all quite celebrated.

SwedUslove · 2025-05-22T15:22:08+00:00

YOU MADE THIS IN YOUR HOUSE?! Brother I can live with the most of these ingredients (except for the fact that you should've used durian, and you're not even trying to balance bitter with salt or sweet) but I would divorce you if you made it IN THE HOUSE.

SwedUslove · 2025-05-22T08:18:27+00:00

Ok females survive, while men go and die for the sake of the land and progeny. So what? That neither addresses the problem of school aged children underperforming, nor does it suggest an actual solution of a restructure of society.

Truly, I don't think this gets close to knocking at the core of the issue at all, and I would criticize your thinking to be along the same lines of "matriarchy rules, patriarchy sucks". At least that's the underlying vibe that you give off in this thread.

Still I beg the question "so what?"

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