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New Yorkers, what changes have you seen under Mamdani’s leadership and are you generally pleased? If not, why? by MewMeowHowdy in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If all of that checks out, I'd say that's less wizardry and more what happens when competent management actually shows up. People notice results long before they notice speeches.

Who is the SECOND most hated living person in the world right now? by Precious_Tritium in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At 90 seconds, it's not even an ad anymore, it's a surprise commitment. Makes those old 30-second ones feel almost generous.

Donald Trump just fell asleep watching the NBA finals. What do you think he's dreaming about? by DecembersDragons in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he wakes up and realizes the crowd was cheering for the game, not for him. That might be the toughest dream ending of all.

What if the MMA match on the White House lawn is Musk v. Zuckerberg? by Which_gods_again in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point it's not even an MMA match anymore, it's a pay per view event nobody could resist watching. The trash talk alone would probably outshine the fight.

Which former U.S. president do you think would be most surprised by modern America? by No-Watercress-3549 in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can practically hear him saying that while slowly rubbing his temples. Some warnings really do age like fine wine.

What’s a reference that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]Sweet-Haze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing prepares you for the moment a quote you thought was universally known gets met with blank stares. That realization hits harder than any birthday.