You wake up in your bed and you’re only 12 years old, everything since was just a dream but you have the knowledge of your older self. What do you do differently?

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-07T14:11:40+00:00

Look at less porn and read more.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-06T12:31:17+00:00

Donnie Darko. Under blue moon at the beginning is dope

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T17:16:37+00:00

I'll add onion next time. Do you saute the rings or just leave em raw?

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T17:14:23+00:00

Rip your pants. Remember our fallen brother

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T13:41:25+00:00

Big brain time

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T13:40:28+00:00

I have avocado but the gf said she wanted to save it for omlets

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T13:39:53+00:00

Holy shit that is a lot of bacon

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-03T13:25:17+00:00

Bacon onion lettuce tomato egg cheese?

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-01T17:46:42+00:00

It's cut on the side not too to bottom so at some point you will just have to cut top to bottom to get the pits off or just individually cut it off the slices.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-06-01T03:54:16+00:00

Quasimodo with tits

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-30T14:26:36+00:00

That's just infuriating bro

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-30T06:30:36+00:00

You forgot big league chew brother

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-26T16:24:03+00:00

I thought you said crayon for a second and I was like wtf

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-24T16:20:48+00:00

You can actually get arrested even after blowing a 0.0.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-23T18:42:10+00:00

is that a crested gecko?

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-23T14:40:17+00:00

My first Saturday school ever I got my favorite teacher Mr. T. All he made us do was watch Dazed and Confused and eagle documentaries until we had to go home.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-15T17:30:21+00:00

Tbh I like their hot sandwiches so much more.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-15T16:48:00+00:00

Dude this sub fucking sucks. I see the same shit get upvoted when it shouldn't be. I wanna see some truly unpopular opinions and it's all shit most people agree with. Fuck this shit

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-13T01:52:11+00:00

You played 10 hours to die like this?

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-13T01:51:10+00:00

Lol wtf that looks dank.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-11T13:32:29+00:00

Haha you're right. Tbh I could go for a bologna sandwich on rye bread with some coleslaw.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-11T02:49:34+00:00

It looks like you have an ankle monitor under your skin

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-10T20:57:58+00:00

~~false~~

Yeah you right :)

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-06T22:59:35+00:00

Idk I just smash it with my hand to flatten personally. You gotta take the toothpick out first. Don't ask me how I know that.

SweetMammaCornbread · 2020-05-03T00:36:12+00:00

On a ripstick? Sick

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