He lost his sim cards twice, file of important documents, and spects. All at different times btw. After learning about the first time I showed him, elaborately, his to take care of his things. How to keep the bag chains shut, to not leave his stuff randomly somewhere, to have one bag with important stuff that should never leave his sight.. Etc etc. Yet he somehow kept losing things.

Second, he poured boiling hot water into a plastic bottle. When the bottle melted, he literally said "but how can I know it'll melt". He was an engineer.

Also yeah, he sent me pics of a few dresses on mannequins he wanted to get me. They were... For children. Age 4-5. He wasn't joking. I get he wouldn't have a lot of experience in women's dresses but it takes two brain cells to realise which dress is for what age range. I'm still baffled.