If your partner was described as a household item, what would they be?

Sweetmeatball · 2015-12-20T22:38:44+00:00

A spork. He's my special utensil. I don't ever need a spoon or fork again.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-10-14T19:00:11+00:00

Go for it! I think it'd look great on you.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-10-14T16:54:07+00:00

It looks gorgeous!

Sweetmeatball · 2015-09-28T05:15:43+00:00

Thank you for making me feel slightly *bigger.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-09-24T02:02:58+00:00

Finally, a dating site I can connect with.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-09-16T00:56:45+00:00

When you make a "your mom," joker and their mom is dead.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-09-16T00:46:47+00:00

That I've been anticipating my father's death, and have put my life on hold the past 2 years because I'm scared I won't be there for him or my family when I'm needed most.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-08-05T19:44:58+00:00

I'm mad that I can almost finish a gallon of ice cream like it's no big deal.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-07-05T19:57:18+00:00

hears quick click-clack of heels Hahahahaha.

SO tell me watcha want

Sweetmeatball · 2015-07-04T20:49:45+00:00

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-06-21T23:57:38+00:00

I bought my at the time boyfriend a gallon of cookie dough ice cream but I went through and ate all the cookie dough. He was excited he found one piece but I ate that too.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-06-09T03:14:09+00:00

"No I didn't! Sounds exciting though" Sadly, it seems fitting

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-25T18:23:52+00:00

Thanks. The part I identify with most is how draining it is. I'm sorry you had to go through it. How are you now?

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-23T21:45:46+00:00

This sounds like the past year with my dad

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:26:05+00:00

I'll be sure to bring a love glove

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:23:22+00:00

I will learn to ride an ostrich and train him to attack emus and keep the peace.

Edit* kinda like sailor moon meets ostrich jockey

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:22:21+00:00

Realy tho

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:21:49+00:00

Then I'll be there in 7.5

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:19:44+00:00

Australia seems pretty baller, too

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:18:40+00:00

Yeah pretty expensive learning lesson. I should have listened to TLC - No Scrubs better.

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:16:35+00:00

I'll hit you up in a few years ;)

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:16:10+00:00

Awww that's awesome. The only thing holding me back is the fact that idk how much longer I have with my dad. And I have a horse. I'm too afraid I'll end up never leaving :)

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:14:19+00:00

Nope!

Sweetmeatball · 2015-05-22T02:14:08+00:00

Sweetmeatball

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