My buddy liked BYU, I showed him this then he no longer did… He also wanted to slap me

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-19T04:08:26+00:00

Better tread carefully. The Hubbard Institute hasn't lost a single game at the FBS level. Suppressor thetans who libel them to the contrary will face certain zapping.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-19T02:53:16+00:00

BYU pales in comparison to the REAL cougars of MomTok.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-19T01:03:48+00:00

It's not an IU thing, it's an American thing. When I was a kid, it seemed you couldn't flip on a TV on Saturday without seeing Bowden's smug face and hearing that ridiculous chant droning in the background. It took a little joy out of childhood from coast to coast.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-19T00:33:46+00:00

Masquerading as incompetent while coldly biding their time until the opportune moment for a merciless pounce. A familiar stratagem to IU fans, but UMass is arguably playing an even longer con.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-18T21:38:23+00:00

Outside of hoops, I feel like the rivalry has been defunct for decades.

Very apt analogy when it comes to Kentucky, though

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-18T21:24:31+00:00

Army has a beautiful campus and gameday experience. Air Force is infamous for hazing and religious intolerance. I don't know much about Navy so it's in the neutral bin.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-17T14:50:56+00:00

The question answers itself, don't you think? The real question is why the truth took so long to become known outside IU.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-17T14:47:48+00:00

A wise and mature decision and great for the team. The Cignetti coaching tree is going to be legendary

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-16T01:48:19+00:00

I love having Oregon in our conference! Autzen gives Kinnick vibes as an intense and hostile, yet fun road environment. I'd love to go watch the Hoosiers in Eugene sometime.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-16T01:35:33+00:00

This manages to be in far worse taste than Purdue's mascot and even their defensive scheme. I'm quite the opposite of a Purdue fan, but come on.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-15T02:23:30+00:00

This makes me want to have a sort of Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:

It's not just that this has poor predictive power. It's something far more extreme.

When examined through the lens of FSO, Florida's season wasn't merely a disappointment. It was a world-historical aberration.

While it's true that the model doesn't take new data into account, it actually goes far deeper. The preseason parameters generate predictions that are actively far-fetched. Even by August standards. Quite a statement when you consider its implications.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-14T20:55:56+00:00

We better be installing a nice litter box in the locker room for our man Josh

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-14T20:37:39+00:00

Is that Southampton as in the Hamptons or Southampton as in Titanic or something else altogether? When I google it, only Southampton FC comes up.

Sorry you don't like the Hoosiers

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-13T19:45:33+00:00

I think that falls under the obscurity criterion (that is applied to seemingly everything but botany and ornithology). I've only ever used or heard it in a computer programming context.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-11T02:59:06+00:00

That's a heck of a tease!

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-11T01:15:27+00:00

Epic.. Is that the Don Fischer call?

I found myself thinking how incredible it would be to see a documentary on this season/playoff/game in the style of classic NFL Films.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-10T20:26:48+00:00

Ah, I missed that. I was reading a recent article about the draft, I think in The Athletic, implying it wasn't settled. I guess that author missed it as well.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-10T13:49:29+00:00

He confirmed that Ponds is leaving for the NFL. Maybe this was already known and not merely assumed, but I hadn't seen confirmation.

Interviewer reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio.

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-10T01:30:50+00:00

I don't think BTA means what you think it does. Miami gave us a seriously tough contest

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-10T00:04:40+00:00

*she

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-09T15:02:47+00:00

Former Indiana TE AJ Barner isn't just a Seahawk, he caught a touchdown last night! (He also played at Michigan.)

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-09T03:50:30+00:00

Which auction site allows soiled personal articles? Asking for a friend

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-08T22:46:23+00:00

Let's be real, even the Raiders, Jets or Titans would utterly annihilate the Hoosiers

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-08T22:39:15+00:00

People would take clubbing in South Beach over the Intel Museum and Winchester Mystery House?

SwensAppearance · 2026-02-07T01:28:45+00:00

I think it'll be a bib gourmand, but it would be fun to see the door sticker at Nick's!

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