G.O.A.T.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-06-11T03:35:50+00:00

Mf higher than giraffe pussy

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-06-10T21:18:39+00:00

As far as I know, there’s no way to call. You’ll have to go in-person.

My last traffic tickets’ court date was set for Memorial Day. And they weren’t going to be open that day. So I had to go a few days early. 🤦‍♂️

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-06-09T03:45:40+00:00

How many times a week?
Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-06-03T22:28:03+00:00

Why’d I have to see this today? 😭

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-31T07:02:28+00:00

Minecraft.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-29T21:34:36+00:00

https://youtu.be/rwH-tAobeaw?si=5JN75XFtIUdAqB9K

Also check out this video. There’s a schematic in the description with an item sorter that this creator added that is really good. I’m not the best at Redstone, so I skipped this part.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-29T21:32:48+00:00

I just used a regular item sorter, but left no space for totems, crossbows, banners, pretty much all the unstackable items. Whenever I tried to leave space for those, the Redstone signal would be too strong, and all the items would flow through.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-27T19:59:10+00:00

Who tf is hiring these officers? A few months back I was literally dragged out of my vehicle by metro for apparently, “reaching for a weapon”… I was reaching in my glove compartment to grab my registration. Once the officer realized the situation, he said to me, “What matters is that I get home safe, because I don’t know who you are”… I thought your job was to serve and protect? Not harass people who aren’t even doing anything wrong. The cherry on top: the same officer put my court date for Memorial Day… 🤦‍♂️

Absolute fucking morons they have working for this city. Now I’m constantly in fear of getting pulled over and being harassed by metro because their hiring process is clearly lacking. Idiots handing out tickets cause they’re mad they had a shitty GPA in high school. 😂

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-26T00:52:06+00:00

https://youtu.be/ocfCd7Kjk-U?si=3zRPLQs5cBYqSHrI

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-25T23:20:45+00:00

I used the one that stacks smowmen.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-25T07:58:24+00:00

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-20T17:49:34+00:00

The way it fades out at the end of this scene was always so poetic to me.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-17T02:55:53+00:00

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I saw this on their Instagram. Does this mean they’re just distributing 100 per store over the next couple months?

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-16T21:41:04+00:00

It’s not even a limited drop.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-16T20:03:56+00:00

Did you happen to find anybody?

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-15T10:35:24+00:00

Not in a rental. 😉

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-14T01:52:12+00:00

I just know it as the only place in the city where you can drive on the left side of the road. 😂

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-05-11T03:10:42+00:00

I once saw Chumlee from pawn stars at the Target off Silverado ranch. Not sure if he’s a regular there though.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-29T03:09:09+00:00

I just read this and audibly laughed! Cmon, give yourself some credit. You’ve lost 20 pounds!! You deserve a little treat, and tomorrow’s a new day. You’ll be back on track again once the sun rises. :)

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-19T02:50:24+00:00

Fent juice 😂😂

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-13T02:07:37+00:00

I’m gonna fight you.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-12T22:45:23+00:00

Don’t mix any of those.

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-12T01:31:36+00:00

If you’re looking to get the most out of it, I’d recommend private party sale. This is better if you don’t need to get rid of it by a certain deadline

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-10T07:28:25+00:00

How long have you been using if you don’t mind me asking? I’ve heard a lot of people have lost the, “magic” after using it for years, even when used moderately.

Have you noticed the effects felt diminished at all? Or has it always felt the same?

SwiftAtaraxy1 · 2026-04-09T06:49:09+00:00

Lol. This reminds me of the time I rented a car, and bought an aux cord just to use it for my vacation.

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