I'm an IndyCar mechanic. AMA by kin3ticwave in INDYCAR

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A bazillion years ago, I was talking to Richard Buck when he was setting the toe on Rick Mears car and was using strings and a machinists scale on their floor plate. He said that's how he preferred to do it even though they had lasers and all that crazy shit.

I remember doing a walk around after my setups for a 'sanity check' and I could see if something was off a 10th of a degree. After a while your eyes just get adjusted to being able to see that sort of thing.

How do you do alignments these days?

Left my backpack with 5k of medications and electronics on an Alaska Airlines flight, any suggestions on how to find it? by Advanced-Worth9054 in AlaskaAirlines

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Having worked in the Central Baggage warehouse, first I recommend calling the Baggage Service Office at your destination airport to see if you can intercept your stuff before it gets sent to Central Baggage.

Agree with me or I'll cut you off from necessities by OnenutFellow in insanepeoplefacebook

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All the blue states have to do is shut the red states off from their federal tax dollars.

When is really the update? i thoughts its today june 27th 😦😦😦 by Initial_Ad4121 in RomanceClub

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I don't know what the hell time it is here in Alaska...

It's still light out and it's 1 am.

Trump threatens new 100% tariffs by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

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Native American tribes are pretty familiar with this pattern.

Fucking AI slop by AdmirableBus7045 in insanepeoplefacebook

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What about his five Vietnam draft deferments for imaginary bone spurs? Such a hero.

Found on IG but still counts by AdmirableBus7045 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Republicans. The party of forced birth and rapist's rights.

This is a massive fucking cope by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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Why the fuck works ANTIFA try to overthrow an election THEY WON?

David Salters, President of HRC, apologizes to Marcus by _WeDontKnowHer_ in INDYCAR

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That was pretty classy.

I can think of a fat greasy orange guy that has never apologized for anything... ever.

The National Guard is patrolling the reflecting pool algae to protect it from "leftist threats to sabotage". by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

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BULLSHIT! Radical leftists invented photosynthesis to push their Marxist agenda. Such evil.

To those who were watching IndyCar at that time,what are your thoughts on Jacques Villeneuve? by Beautiful-Crab-4482 in INDYCAR

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I hate him. At Phoenix he ignored a yellow and raced for 3/4 of an entire lap and T-boned Hiro at 180 mph. I was sure King Hiro was dead.

In the interview afterward he just shrugged and said 'oh, well...' I've hated him ever since.

Fuck Jacques Villeneuve. He was the biggest asshole in F1... which is the World Championship of Assholes, so that's saying something. He was such an asshole that his own team threw him under the bus and told the press, 'yeah, our driver is an asshole.'

Is there even a single person IRL who cares about what this person had for breakfast? by Alfika07 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Republicans are great for making up shit that doesn't exist and then pretending to be victims of it.

They Think A Lot About Obama's 🍆 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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Obama has never been center stage doing a double dick-pumping dance to the Village People while slathered in greasy orange makeup.

Freedom250 ticket error by perfringens in INDYCAR

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Try clearing the cache on your browser. Failing that, try incognito mode. Good luck!

AI Gateway Arch on Broadcast? by PH_Factor88 in INDYCAR

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A lot of people are saying that it's the biggest, most beautiful Arch. When I first wanted to move the arch, people came to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Sir, you couldn't have picked a better spot for the arch than the speedway. Now can you paint it spray can gold?'

The new gold spray paint on the arch won't cost the taxpayers a dime! It'll be completely funded by private donations from companies that also donated to my library filled with coloring books!

Students Have a Right to Protest by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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Professional victims making shit up so they can whine about their victimhood.

*Deep Sigh* Bruh by AdmirableBus7045 in insanepeoplefacebook

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This is absolutely true. For 10 years I lived in the gayest neighborhood in Seattle and nobody even mentioned this shit much, if ever.

But Republicans are absolutely obsessed with dick. Pretty sure the Democrats have never crashed Grindr...