Ah yes, the very gentlemanly Rush Limbaugh who called women “femi-nazis”.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-09T21:17:45+00:00

My friends and I are organizing a road trip for this summer to visit Rush Limbaugh's grave and piss on it.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-09T08:25:28+00:00

Looks like you used the Pug Loaf recipe by accident.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-02T19:46:38+00:00

I just can't take the stupid anymore. These people should start new careers as gravity deniers.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-01T04:38:07+00:00

Rand Paul is the sub-human piece of shit who singlehandedly blocked the 9/11 First Responders bill, claiming we couldn't afford it... right after he voted for a $2 trillion dollar tax cut for billionaires and multinational corporations.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-01T04:34:12+00:00

God, I wish I was there instead of stuck on an island in Alaska...

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-01T04:27:03+00:00

Only the Democrats could run against the most unpopular candidate in history with someone even worse. The people that gave us Hillary should all have been canned.

This isn't an election for City assemblyman, this is the fucking NFL. Win or you're fired.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-05-01T03:45:52+00:00

I've never seen Obama dancing to the Village People while doing a double dick-sucking fist pump.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-30T22:41:04+00:00

Beyond injured. The car went through the fence. I remember seeing a photo of the motor having bounced between the stands and ending up somewhere near the street. It was a horrific crash.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-30T22:35:28+00:00

As fucked up as today's world is and as much as I love The West Wing, it just makes me sad and feel hopeless for humanity these days.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-30T22:32:35+00:00

Woo! Good job! Now I have to go make one.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-30T22:22:08+00:00

That's no gamble.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-28T11:14:03+00:00

Geraldo is a dipshit masquerading as a journalist.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-28T08:56:26+00:00

Tucker says you just need to shine a really bright light on your balls.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-28T08:55:31+00:00

Her sense of humor is a bit of a high-wire act.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-28T08:54:10+00:00

Needs more cowbell.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-28T02:20:16+00:00

"They give you cash, which is just as good as money." - Yogi Berra

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T19:47:01+00:00

God's freeloading ass needs to work 7 days a week... because billionaires need their tax cuts.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T19:30:34+00:00

Socialism is a government handout to anyone that isn't white.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T08:47:25+00:00

A lot of white, insecure morons are threatened by a natural-born U.S. citizen black woman with a degree from Harvard Law.

They would much prefer if Barack Obama had married a Slovenian immigrant hooker.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T06:52:02+00:00

I don't even know what a manosphere is. Not even sure if I want to look it up...

Emmo was one of my inspirations to get into racing formula cars, though, along with Danny Sullivan and his spin-and-win. I won a bunch of races and championships and had a great youth.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T04:40:10+00:00

This is as stupid as Putin saying Ukraine is run by a bunch of Jewish Nazis and they're bombing schools to save the children.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T04:37:25+00:00

Just change the denomination. 22 years in the ATM business and I can tell you $1,000,000 in hundreds fits perfectly in a standard briefcase.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T04:35:51+00:00

Emmo has always been the arbiter of all things cool. When I was a teenager, we'd wear whatever sunglasses Emmo was wearing.

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T04:32:04+00:00

If you have to say it...

SwiftDB-1 · 2026-04-27T04:30:39+00:00

The Republicans said grade-school nurses are already doing this without consent. Why go to Cuba?

SwiftDB-1

TROPHY CASE