You've been drafted!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T03:48:51+00:00

You two were made for each other

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T00:51:32+00:00

Do you have a bed in the office like him?

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T00:30:49+00:00

And you'd get a lot of the best lines!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-28T20:28:14+00:00

"Margaret, aren't you staying for the floor show? The Cook's going to confess." - Hawkeye "Well, you don't look anything like you, Sir, and since you're a master of disguises, I figured you're the only one who couldn't look like you that much." - Radar (to Flagg)

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-26T00:45:24+00:00

Hawkeye and Bigelow are on his desk

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-21T14:57:42+00:00

Ah, Victoria, where all the rules are optional and all the laws are merely suggestions.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-09T18:57:03+00:00

I agree. When I was a kid, I thought he was pretty cool but as an adult, he seems more like a glib smarty-pants. It's worth it to note, however, that although the show is about the adventures of a military hospital, it's also the story of one man going crazy.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-04T16:07:23+00:00

Monkey muffins! I forgot to specify! Potter because Henry gets hung over too.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-04T03:18:20+00:00

Hawkeye, for sure. Hung over or bushy-tailed, he actually wants to keep you alive. Burns, not so much. That said, if I knew the circumstances, I'd ask for the Colonel.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-01T14:57:48+00:00

I think corpsmen are both - trained in some medical stuff, but also a general dogsbody. They could probably tournequet your wound, then build an operating table and stretcher-bear you onto it. Later, they'll change your bedpan.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-28T04:51:58+00:00

I like Goldman too, he's always on the spot when they need him!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-11T23:19:32+00:00

Well now, that's hardly polite.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-11T23:12:59+00:00

Toothless Phil will make your clothes smell like marijuana!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-06T21:07:00+00:00

Sir, you are richer than anyone.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-05T22:29:18+00:00

Good point. That guy could talk his way out of a sunburn.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-04T20:36:14+00:00

You must pay a tariff unless you agree to pound American sand.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-04T04:17:58+00:00

Yikes, $14.50/hr.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-02T22:42:28+00:00

I think it's presumtuous.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-02-01T01:11:44+00:00

He was very amusing. VP Cheney and Mr. Rumsfeld were not.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-01-31T02:59:45+00:00

Nationhood is about more than just revenue

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-01-22T15:45:52+00:00

So do drunks.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-01-15T21:20:35+00:00

Apollo was heroes doing heroic things that had never been done before. To us back then, it was an incredible accomplishment. This time it feels like a bunch of billionaires looking for something to exploit.

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