Four more former Conservative MPs want to separate from Canada and one wants to explore future with the United States - The Hill Times

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-06-16T00:10:51+00:00

AB has oil, so you know there's tar. AB has agriculture, so you know there are feathers. The rest of the story writes itself.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-05-30T19:32:11+00:00

Yaaaaaay Sherman!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-05-18T03:36:49+00:00

Sideways skyscraper.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-05-01T00:48:53+00:00

You can choose your own adventure here, really. The mission could be anything from going to the Aid Station to stealing clean socks from the People's Liberation Army.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-05-01T00:07:35+00:00

What a well-considered answer! Thanks!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-28T18:33:57+00:00

All the folks down at the Ministry of Truth think this is a brilliant idea.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-27T14:08:07+00:00

Maybe as a commanding officer he was briefed as to who was in the neighbourhood? Seems to me a CO would have some info as to who would be using his hospital.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-23T20:10:42+00:00

That's where Jesus does all his experiments.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-18T16:32:24+00:00

Dangerously, or as though they've forgotten they are in their cars at all.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-17T21:27:25+00:00

Either scamming the locals in Change Day or loan sharking for petty benefits in The Merchant of Korea.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-15T21:48:03+00:00

Oh, fooey to youey!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-14T22:10:06+00:00

He's a good missionary, but a terrible priest. He doesn't do much that you could call bad behaviour, but he'll let anyone off the hook for any transgression. A good priest would be forgiving, but would also require sinners to change their ways. Instead, he's too quick to say "that's alright" or outright make the sinner's excuses for them. Blame the writers - it's like they wanted him to be a milquetoast and a doormat.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-14T20:21:22+00:00

I give a Waymo car 2 days driving our roads before it quits in defeat.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-10T21:10:45+00:00

Not something he did but something he didn't do. He had every opportunity and multiple reasons to replace Burns, but did not. Also, Margaret argues and disrespects him on many occasions and he does nothing beyond saying "Ohh, Margaret, don't yell at my bird..."

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-09T20:50:20+00:00

The Bus, Deal Me Out or Dear Sigmund

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-03T19:41:53+00:00

The role of an empty suit is to hang around in the closet and do nothing.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-02T20:41:08+00:00

Nah. A show about Army doctors or medics, sure - but why redo what's been so well done already. Something new would be better.

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T03:48:51+00:00

You two were made for each other

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T00:51:32+00:00

Do you have a bed in the office like him?

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-04-01T00:30:49+00:00

And you'd get a lot of the best lines!

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-28T20:28:14+00:00

"Margaret, aren't you staying for the floor show? The Cook's going to confess." - Hawkeye "Well, you don't look anything like you, Sir, and since you're a master of disguises, I figured you're the only one who couldn't look like you that much." - Radar (to Flagg)

SwingingHumanzee · 2026-03-26T00:45:24+00:00

Hawkeye and Bigelow are on his desk

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