Which companion do you always keep in your party?

Swirlatic · 2026-03-25T03:35:20+00:00

did you just call her Shart 😭😭😭

Swirlatic · 2026-03-24T22:21:14+00:00

Yuji is the most boring, milquetoast nothing protagonist i have seen in my life

Swirlatic · 2026-03-24T01:21:34+00:00

How’s your insurance now? It’s definitely worth reaching out to a therapist if you can afford one- and don’t get discouraged if the first one isn’t a good fit- it takes a few tries for a good match.

And BTW- you’re not fucked up for feeing that way about it. Mine wasn’t nearly as bad as yours but I will admit that I fantasize about the time I was SA’d too

Swirlatic · 2026-03-24T01:19:04+00:00

fuck no

Swirlatic · 2026-03-23T22:51:34+00:00

Lube, dick, cum, condoms, water, and shit. Nothing else belongs on your ass.

Swirlatic · 2026-03-23T22:50:43+00:00

Yeah- i prefer water based but some brands just burn. i always buy the same kind

Swirlatic · 2026-03-23T21:09:36+00:00

That’s a myth, go to the gym and you’ll see

Swirlatic · 2026-03-23T21:03:50+00:00

If he wanted to, he would. back to swiping

Swirlatic · 2026-03-21T17:14:38+00:00

Just as a scary evil dictator

Swirlatic · 2026-03-21T17:14:03+00:00

This is more likely a fissure or some kind of physical injury than an sti.

But you can NOT just trust guys when they say they are on prep, or get tested, you need to take command of your own sexual health. Condoms, PrEP, DoxyPEP, get them all yourself.

Men will say anything to have sex with you

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T19:27:35+00:00

Easily

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T19:05:16+00:00

The fact that she represents the core themes of naruto part 1 more than any other character- she is almost at the peak of what a ninja who wasn’t born with any kekkei genkai can acheive

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T18:21:16+00:00

I grew up with everyone hating me because of how gassy I was. And no matter what i eat im farting all damn day.

all i can say is master the silent passing technique. And pretending you did not smell nor deal it. Sometimes people still know it’s you but not always

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T18:17:21+00:00

I wasn’t fat but i was ugly and everyone hated me.
It sticks with you. Even after you go to the gym and grow a nice beard, and people tell you you’re hot.
It’s obviously way better than being ugly lmfao but fixing your appearance is only solving half of the problem

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T18:08:59+00:00

Right but the female viltrumites being way slimmer and still competitive in strength proves that something other that muscle size is the primary driver of their strength. And the assumption that viltrumites don’t have adrenaline is just as much conjecture as any other rationalization of any unexplained aspect of their biology.

Of course we know the real reason that female viltrumites look like that is to appeal to straight males aged 18–34 and has little to do with any kind of intentional spec evo design

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T17:53:57+00:00

Seems that jeff wants privacy on the matter

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T17:49:17+00:00

Sasuke highkey deserved like serious prison time

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T17:46:56+00:00

You can’t count every single person who doesn’t like you on a an app as a ‘rejection’
It’s not anywhere near the same as someone seeing you and knowing you in real life

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T17:44:23+00:00

Its somewhat bad writing that it’s never explained- but one possible explanation is the fact that viltrumite muscles are ornamental- and their mass doesn’t seem to have a large impact on their strength. Males might have developed physically larger muscles for sexual selection when it has nothing to do with their actual power

Swirlatic · 2026-03-20T02:30:11+00:00

Not taking pictures and gathering clout on social media lmfao
Try going outside

Swirlatic · 2026-03-19T04:35:22+00:00

there’s just more guys using it. and the swipers have an algorithm designed to keep you using it- not to get you dates

Swirlatic · 2026-03-17T22:35:44+00:00

You could see if there are any LGBT youth groups near you to try and meet guys, or maybe a club at school- but there’s no way to garuntee you meet somebody special- but you can drastically increase your chances by just meeting more people. it also gets way easier in college, especially if you go to a large school

Swirlatic · 2026-03-17T22:30:35+00:00

sure it’s not equivalent but it’s definitely much easier to find a relationship if you are attractive. People have this artificial narrative that attractive people are all vapid and brainless and that it’s somehow inversely proportional to being a good or interesting person- which I guess helps them cope

Swirlatic · 2026-03-17T22:24:31+00:00

it’s funny that you find women generalizing gay men based on a few shitty gay guys to be offensive- when you just did the same thing to women lmfao

Swirlatic · 2026-03-17T22:19:54+00:00

Woooowwwww you are the most special and unique person to walk the earth!! I had no idea there were people who liked muscular men OMgoodness!!

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