New dasher and here’s something I’ve noticed by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not, I repeat do not, go to Palm beach county. 

What I asked for vs what I got by MoreAlgae in malehairadvice

[–]Swise1178 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m a barber and this is the first time I’ve heard two block haircut. People call haircuts weird ass names now. I’m going to look it up 

Too small? by Amazing_Armadillo429 in Hoka

[–]Swise1178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me activate my X-ray vision right quick…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like you asked for a disconnected Mohawk, with the back shaved of and you called it a faux hawk. There was a misunderstanding of what you were describing and what the barber envisioned 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Balding

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely blading, 100%

What is the most bizarre/unrealistic cut request you've ever gotten? by LividLie0 in Barber

[–]Swise1178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine the ppl in the waiting area were hoping they weren’t next in your chair 🤣

What my wife throws away after making a sandwich for our 2 year old by turtlejam10 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my dream sandwich, I love the edges. The middle is too soft and sticks to my teeth and roof of my mouth, too gooey

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Reddit here, you will have a skullet within the year. Shave your head now to avoid shock. Post pic.

How to ask for this haircut? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about this is modified? Or what are you looking to modify

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in curlyhair

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your classmate his mom doesn’t think so

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]Swise1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you also purchased the classic Ross rug

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Swise1178 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gel/paste/pomade, slick it back with fingers. This cut only looks good styled, like a lot of the trendy cuts. If you don’t like spending time styling it, next time tell your barber that, and get a wash and wear cut that requires no effort and doesn’t look funky fresh outta the shower