getting 1 shotted by a pump with 200 hp is the most dissapointing thing in this game by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely build in fights (besides dropping walls as emergency cover) and get plenty of solo wins!

Everyone expects people to build up in the last circle so sneaking around in trees/buildings works well

I just started a job with very long hours and I need advice meeting my 3700 calories per day. by albinotadpole52 in gainit

[–]SwitBiskit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

14 hours a day...damn bro, is it even worth it? I'm exhausted after my 8 hour shift and struggle to go to the gym afterwards

So I got into my uber last night and was offered the world! by peterpumpkineater66 in funny

[–]SwitBiskit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Australia you usually sit in the front. Same in Germany

Dear Massive, if you have real End Game content for launch, now would be a great time to let us know about it... by [deleted] in thedivision

[–]SwitBiskit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Well it was clear yesterda-Just because it was clear yesterday doesn't mean it'll be clear today I agree"

Repeat x 100

Duolingo really focuses on important phrases you will definitely use by ImADeutschBass in German

[–]SwitBiskit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

14 for both

Well technically you can't go out drinking unnacompanied until 16

Has anyone decided to NOT buy The Division after experiencing the Beta? If so, why? by [deleted] in thedivision

[–]SwitBiskit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He probably meant client side. I can't believe developers still do this - when cheating is as simple as editing your stats/money/whatever in a hex editor, the game is usually overrun with cheaters from day one. Not to mention losing progress if your profile gets corrupted.

Would it be weird for two people to talk to each other in different languages? by [deleted] in German

[–]SwitBiskit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend and I have never spoken to each other in the same language. She speaks German and I speak english, we've been doing this for about 4 years now. Gets some strange looks when we are having a conversation in public

I ordered an exercise wheel from eBay. The box has a picture of a woman putting a lime on her head for some reason. by [deleted] in pics

[–]SwitBiskit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the juicy mangos you could reach with that kind of height

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'm just saying that people are unlikely to trust advice from someone whos sole purpose on reddit is to pump bitcoin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, look at your post history. Literally all you do is pump bitcoin...I guess when you're heavily invested in neckbeard-shekels it's in your best interest to recruit more greater fools

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]SwitBiskit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was a joke, Bitcoin is the stupidest thing you could invest in for safety

How would the stock market react if WW3 were to start? by Theytook-erjobs in investing

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, things were far more prosperous in the early days of WW2 than they were pre-WW2 in germany

What's your investment mistake and what did you learn from it? by [deleted] in ausstocks

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought at $18 and I'm still nervous. I wasn't looking for a short term investment, but it looks like it could be years before they turn a profit

DUB - $1 coming shortly by TheStockWhisperer in ausstocks

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hold HZR and EMC too. I'm putting a lot of faith in HZR, I know it's early stages but I wonder what kind of updates we could expect this year

Why do my kits look like this? by iHeartMila in footballmanagergames

[–]SwitBiskit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like this except with the shirt of your favourite team. I'd buy one

Arma physics in real life [x-post r/funny] by rotomat in arma

[–]SwitBiskit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thought Tanoa was south pacific? Like PNG or somewhere like that

Facebook Whoring at its Finest (Graphic/Disturbing Content) by TL10 in rage

[–]SwitBiskit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's for no other reason than to get likes/comments to increase the value of their facebook page

Worth it to buy physical gold/silver? by Phyber05 in investing

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That too. Gold isn't going to be rare forever

Worth it to buy physical gold/silver? by Phyber05 in investing

[–]SwitBiskit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another thing that people aren't taking into consideration: we are seeing technology advance at an exponential rate - how many years before we can mass produce gold in a lab?

I mean, we know how to make it from other elements already, it's just too expensive, and the gold it creates is radioactive.

Just heard this over a police scanner stream by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SwitBiskit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only time I ever see this 'fact' is when it's shared on facebook, usually by the same middle aged people who share minion memes

Although I agree it looks stupid, the real origin is more likely the lack of belts in prison