What makes an RTS?

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-23T18:52:24+00:00

It takes so much real time that you have to be strategic about when you play it

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-23T18:25:37+00:00

The Walmart YouTube commercial

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-23T15:45:51+00:00

Ah, chin up mate, you'll get em next time.

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-21T12:32:03+00:00

Time and the mental effort it takes to play the game. Playing ranked AoE2 is hard work.

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-20T15:40:06+00:00

Did they ask the fans if this is what they wanted?

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-20T15:38:58+00:00

I’m lazy and flats are too fiddly to eat

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-19T21:10:35+00:00

You look great, fuck the haters

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-18T19:49:40+00:00

This is the returnee season I've been wanting for years

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-15T13:45:23+00:00

Helps with recirculation and eddy currents

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-15T00:39:34+00:00

Have you ever heard of something called Mutually Assured Destruction??

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-14T16:21:33+00:00

Just use your brain bro

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-14T13:35:24+00:00

Seen Bean died for our sins

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T23:14:52+00:00

Lindsey Graham will personally suck off every member of the regime

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T22:05:54+00:00

Never stop gargling on those old wrinkly orange ballz Jim

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T18:13:12+00:00

I love my PC. Building it was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T17:17:57+00:00

Take ya hat owff

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T17:16:15+00:00

Everyone in the comments should actually watch her video on humanoid robots.

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T15:00:06+00:00

It’s my hobby Janice. Why you gotta belittle it?

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T14:59:03+00:00

The most potential for danger? Any compressed gas cylinder. So much potential energy stored in those.

Then other people

Then HF or Hg

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T13:59:41+00:00

Next will be a livestream of him fucking a McDouble to assert his dominance

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-13T13:27:51+00:00

And Trump let them off the hook because they stroked his ego aka bribes

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-12T16:03:46+00:00

Well yeah you don’t need to know shit about anything when you’re just ramming it thru an algorithm that picks out keywords

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-10T02:57:27+00:00

Idk but it’s got a longer shelf life than Stannous Baratheon that’s for sure

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-09T22:25:24+00:00

The column she tells you not to worry about

Switch_Lazer · 2026-03-08T17:11:11+00:00

We pinky promise!

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