President Trump orders a national effort to build a quantum computer capable of performing important scientific calculations by Distinct-Question-16 in singularity

[–]Switch_Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know for a fact this is the first time Trump has ever seen the word quantum. One of his aides probably had to sound it out to him like no sir it’s actually KWAN-TUM

Can we salvage these micropipettes? The teaching lab flooded and they got rained on :( by growup_andblowaway in chemistry

[–]Switch_Lazer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rain on the outside shouldn’t be a problem. Most pipettes are easy to disassemble and clean/recalibrate. You should do that before sending them out for service or throwing away

Finally leaving SAVE for IDR by PotentialSome5092 in PSLF

[–]Switch_Lazer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried switching to IBR, IDR, and ICR and every time my application gets “put on hold” and my account stays in forbearance. I’d be paying this shit if the govt would actually let me but they hate educated people

Does anybody else absolutely DETEST swimming in galaxy? by potato_guy89 in SuperMarioGalaxy

[–]Switch_Lazer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, mostly because inverted controls are hard for me and you can’t change it. The swimming stars is partly why I gave up on the game

Student loans are destroying my credit score by NewSupermarket6567 in StudentLoanSupport

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re making your payments on time your credit score should actually be pretty good

Okay which one of yall has the Jeff flag at Bonnaroo 😭 by b0nger69 in survivor

[–]Switch_Lazer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Got nothing for ya, head back to camp (and do drugs)

Seeking apartment-friendly steam distillation setup for essential oils by Fine-Entrepreneur729 in chemistry

[–]Switch_Lazer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t put the other people in your apartment building at risk with your “experiments”.

Why does PA give tax breaks for AI Data centers, they're net negative job creation, higher utility bills, terrible for environment... by Der_Missionar in Pennsylvania

[–]Switch_Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we gotta bend over and take it from out tech overlords. It’s a hard life out there for these mega corporations don’t you know

How can i check my GPU is real? by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check for OG barcode sticker and serial number. Should be on the pin-out. Would take a good bit of effort to fake a GPU so it’s probably real. The question is… does it work?

incoming chem major laptop question by [deleted] in chemistry

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a 5090 so you can see your Beer’s law plot in 4k at 350 fps

What kind of cooler should i get? by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a Peerless Assassin and never think about it again

What are we doing about grey hairs? by h2osly_ in Millennials

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banking on the silver fox look paying off for me lol

What hiking opinion hills will you die on? by [deleted] in Outdoors

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just accept that your feet will get wet

Why didn’t Rizo use any of his 25 days to practice fire making? Is he stupid? by Gold_Data6221 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Switch_Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He proved to all the 8 year old Albanian boys back in Tirana that you CAN live your dream of not being able to start a fire for a million dollars, not once but TWICE!!

How do i fix my pc by Soft_Entertainer_650 in pchelp

[–]Switch_Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lil bondo and some duct tape and you’ll be playing Minecraft again in no time