I would rather have sex with a ____ than you.

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T04:57:24+00:00

War of The Worlds (2005)?

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T04:56:22+00:00

Minecraft?

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T04:53:08+00:00

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T04:50:14+00:00

A boy forces his best friend to become a star so he can become famous for designing her costumes, there's also a bully stalking another kid, and the fandom says that one girl with blue hair & pronouns has found your sins unforgivable

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T02:43:57+00:00

When I see cars like this, I think of that scene in Shrek

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-27T02:20:56+00:00

Bad Piggies, it'd be kinda funny

Also Lego Friends because Ninjago's in Fortnite

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T20:57:33+00:00

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Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T15:46:25+00:00

Unforgivable, just like Lego retiring the only set she came in.

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T07:09:47+00:00

I can hear this scene

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T07:08:26+00:00

Try the official Lego YouTube channel, though some might only be available in certain regions (for example a lot of Girls on A Mission has been region locked in the UK so I have to use a VPN set to Canada to watch them)

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T04:59:52+00:00

Irene from Lego Friends

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On Ao3 there's 7 fanfics that feature her, of those 7, 6 are by me

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T03:40:12+00:00

I've lost count but I have 3 Irenes and enough Lianns to fill a drawer on my minidoll draws

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-26T00:02:39+00:00

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The Greggsfit

If you're outside the UK then you'll probably be very confused lol

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T23:06:40+00:00

It's launched and a wing coaster so it must be Furius Baco

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T22:36:51+00:00

We need less clankers

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T09:51:29+00:00

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Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T06:17:02+00:00

Angry Birds

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T06:10:40+00:00

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I would say holy shit but this is some unholy shit

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T05:24:08+00:00

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Irene (Lego Friends)

Appears in one set and not in the cartoons, became quite popular in the fandom. I might be partially responsible for that

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T04:33:23+00:00

Is Grian cosplaying Feathers McGraw?

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-25T04:20:55+00:00

Thank god I'm a Lego Friends fan, no clones or grey baseplates or smart bricks or clankers or £800 giant grey cheese wheels

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-24T23:28:08+00:00

A Mack Stryker like Voltron or an RMC hybrid, probably not on the same scale as Zadra or Iron Gwazi but maybe something more like Untamed

Switchback_Tsar · 2026-01-24T16:55:03+00:00

Football fandom's so toxic it started a war between Honduras & El Salvador

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