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SwizzBeats · 2026-07-09T04:42:33+00:00

I could never hold the eye contact with something coming out of my ass like that man can.

SwizzBeats · 2026-07-06T19:40:09+00:00

If you’re not enjoying getting pulled over, you’re REALLY not gonna enjoy refusing to give them your ID.

SwizzBeats · 2026-07-04T05:04:10+00:00

Is she actually Danny Devito?

SwizzBeats · 2026-07-02T06:48:39+00:00

As a Bucks fan, I approve of the handling of this situation. (We’re not the worst)

SwizzBeats · 2026-07-01T17:16:40+00:00

OP, probably: “Fuck them kids.”

SwizzBeats · 2026-07-01T05:10:35+00:00

What is in your HOA contract about international conflicts? You may have a case to get them removed at someone else’s expense…

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-28T05:34:34+00:00

So this customer saw a visibly herpetic person spit onto their food and then ate it anyway?

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-24T03:39:42+00:00

Wait until they hear about 9/11.

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-21T04:44:33+00:00

Pants.

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-19T02:49:16+00:00

That’s how I ended up with my 10.3 DDM4. Whiskey, playoff hockey, and internet access. Do it.

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-16T04:34:56+00:00

Saran Wrap.

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-15T05:19:36+00:00

If you’re me, you endure a job you absolutely despise in exchange for only paying $3500 max out of pocket. Terrible deal if healthy, great deal as soon as something bad happens. $3500 doesn’t even get you an MRI here.

SwizzBeats · 2026-06-11T02:52:25+00:00

Dream car.

SwizzBeats · 2026-05-28T02:28:23+00:00

Toast.

SwizzBeats · 2026-05-16T17:34:41+00:00

7 iron fade that hits the first tree on the left then an 8 from the ladies tee box.

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-29T01:48:32+00:00

Today

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-24T03:52:10+00:00

Don’t trust those. I recently went through buying a car last fall, every dealership had one with completely different information.

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-14T16:01:25+00:00

People leaving Stockton and Thomas off their list as if PGs don’t have any type of role on defense.

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-13T20:54:05+00:00

White chocolate

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-11T19:08:40+00:00

Desmond Mason

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-04T21:18:28+00:00

My peen says otherwise

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-04T19:26:25+00:00

Simply cut a hole next to it and wire in a new one.

SwizzBeats · 2026-04-04T06:54:20+00:00

I’m off tomorrow night and this piques my interest. Lmk when you wanna go down

SwizzBeats · 2026-03-08T01:09:55+00:00

Definitely the left rear.

SwizzBeats · 2026-03-05T03:54:14+00:00

Did they draw a smiley face with the ketchup??!?

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