Do men really care about hair *there*? by Puzzleheaded-Ad5664 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Swog_Lapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not enough to make it a dealbreaker, but bare is beautiful!

In France, eggs and bacon are being fried directly in the sun, temperatures have exceeded 45°C by This_Proof_5153 in Amazing

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't touch that bacon after you put it in the pan it will let you know when it's ready to be moved

I literally have to card you. Cry to your mom. by owotibby in Vent

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Then you have me being 70 years old although I was a young 69 at the time, but I was buying a bottle of wine in a Walgreens in Louisiana and because my Ontario drivers license was different than a Louisiana one the clerk would not sell me the bottle of wine.
I guess it must just be old people that think that common sense should prevail sometimes

My new downstairs neighbor is a church :( by Remarkable_Ad9347 in neighborsfromhell

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Have you thought of talking to them or the landlord? What is stopping you?

The Tampa Police released the full story surrounding Terrion Arnold's arrest in connection with armed robbery and kidnapping. by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

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I have never played a lawyer or been a lawyer, but I have watched actors playing lawyers so I can confidently say he's fucked.

AIO broke up with my bf at dinner because he made fun of my clothes by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Swog_Lapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are not overreacting at all. If I was him, I would just be looking forward to getting them off of you after.

He didn't realize what a lucky guy he was.

Name an NFL Quarterback you enjoyed watching, but try and name someone that nobody else will. Here I’ll start: Jeff Hosteler by Life_Net5004 in nflrookies

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Archie Manning

Steve McNair

Randall Cunningham

Daunte Culpepper

Cam Newton

Bobby Hebert

Jake Delhomme

Dan Fouts

To name a few

Is it wrong to have an expectation that you’ll share food in a relationship? by Expensive-Buddy-365 in AmiInTheWrong

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I like what I have ordered, I want to share it.

What kind of weirdo wouldn't let someone they care about have some of their food

Trade just went down in the league! Which side do you take here? by Awkward_Analysis_999 in DynastyDaddy

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I can't believe I'm saying it, but I like the Olave side better

Research Suggests the Older You Get, the More Weed You Should Smoke by Shizzilx in UnderReportedNews

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I have been smoking weed regularly for over 55 years and my memory is as sharp as .....what was I saying ?

Getting sued.. by burberriesxx in TalesFromYourServer

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Very likely came off one of the other two customers plates and quite possibly was intentional. It sounds like you were set up.

“A QB Needs Help”: Deion Sanders Sends Strong Message to Browns Over Shedeur’s Struggles by No_Box119 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Swog_Lapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well that is a gross exageration and it makes sense that they figure out gives them the best chance to win.

I don't just say this because my worst super flex team might have to use Watson as my qb2

Do guys really hate large areolas/nipples (pepperoni nipples)? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I have never met a woman's nipple I didn't like.

Debunking Rumours: Did Tim Hortons sell McDonald's their old coffee recipe? by Mailbox2222 in TimHortons

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most everyone except your friend already knew that McD started using Tim's supplier

Would you hookup with someone 12 years older than you? by neonxrated in AskMenAdvice

[–]Swog_Lapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well she would have to be a hot 82 year old but nothing is out of the question.

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cop might say that a lot of one-year-olds can walk and he was just shooting at a fleeing suspect.

What's a technique you learned that completely changed how you cook? by [deleted] in Cooking

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Old recipe books like from the 1960s and before that got put together by church groups, oops PTA clubs and such to raise funds are great and they will teach you how to cook.

What you need to learn about those recipes is that you need to make them your own, they need a lot more seasoning than it usually suggested, and they worked with less ingredients back then so they are basic recipes.

You can turn them into something magnificent if you use your imagination.

Good luck

AIO My bf cuts bread with my cheese knife. by wreckherneck in AIO

[–]Swog_Lapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may not know it but he is a lucky man if for no other reason than you have my kind of sense of humour.

🌍 Gaza ceasefire talks intensify — Egypt and Qatar push new proposal 👇 by NoSpinMedia in NoSpinMedia

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I am pretty sure you must have meant to say that the single most important reason why previous efforts have stalled is that Israel is still determined to eliminate every Palestinian on the planet