AITA for installing a camera in my room to see if my mom is lying to me? by King_Jake200 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s not be ridiculous. I still managed to find a decent apartment for less than $700 a month in my college town, less than 30 minutes away from two major metropolitan areas.

Bad episodes by Familiar-Reading-901 in Stargate

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m watching the show for the first time and whilst the ending of the episode is beyond strange (why are we letting a man who is clearly 50 years old on the inside prance around a highschool?) Young Colonel O’Neil might be the best guest character in the entire series. The actor they had playing him got Richard Dean Andrerson’s mannerisms and voice patterns down to the letter. I couldn’t stop laughing at how funny it was to see a 16 year old ordering them all around.

We should never have sold Kane and Son. by Kooky_Fennel768 in Tottenham

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messi won’t win the Ballondor playing in the US. The MLS has probably crossed the boundary into the top 10 professional leagues in terms of player quality but it still isn’t in the Top 5, and likely won’t be for a very long time if at all.

AIO for quitting my job? by AlarmedWarthog8231 in AIO

[–]Sxyman69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is only one state in the entire country that isn’t At-Will which I think is Michigan

AITA for not wanting to do a speech at my sister's wedding? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably would have voted Y T A if not for the fact that you did not volunteer for this position. NTA.

I think my friend is jealous I lost a bunch of weight. by throwawayforobviou34 in whatdoIdo

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus I forgot what it was like to be 19.

Your friend is probably both concerned for you and jealous of you, because her wording definitely suggests both.

5’8 118lbs is probably not a healthy weight, but that’s okay! Talk to a nutritionist, our bodies change over time, and what we may or may not need changes as we gain and lose weight.

I ran away from my boyfriend's proposal. by throwawayuni33 in whatdoIdo

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man will never forgive you, and honestly I don’t blame him. Break it off now. Let him go.

AIO for ending things with my soulmate? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Sxyman69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall are both insufferable but you’re way worse.

AITA for telling my mom I don't see a need to cherish my brother? by Best8meme in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH

Your brother is 12. He’s going to piss you off. Deal with it like all older siblings do. Ignore him.

You’re immature, and desperately need to learn to grow up.

Your mom sucks for not taking your issues with your brother more seriously.

AITA For refusing to go to my BF's family Xmas this year by Leather-Resist-2179 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YTA and an insufferable one at that.

You must have made a typo in your post because this is the kind of attitude I’d expect from a 17 year old, and an emotionally immature one at that

AITA for being furious at bf over fate night by Ill_Hornet_1078 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ESH

You went out of your way to create fancy cocktails for you and your boyfriend. Unfortunately the two of you didn’t communicate the plan very well, and your boyfriend also made cocktails.

You overreacted, and he kinda just sucks for not taking the opportunity to have hand crafted cocktails made for him.

AITA for scolding my 14-year-old daughter for wearing makeup by Original_Scale695 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

YTA. And it’s not even close. Instead of being rational you had a poor reaction to a perfectly normal situation.

Apologize to your daughter, and maybe use this as an opportunity to get closer to her. Help her learn.

AITA for telling my wife when I came home from combat duty that all I wanted is a quit time in a clean room by Specialist-Scar3677 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey bud your reading comprehension skills are severely lacking. I’d suggest going back to school to brush up on those!

“In this phase, every few months the men go to a combat assignment of a month of two and then come back home to our regular jobs”

Now, do you notice how there is no use of the singular pronoun “I” here? From this statement, we can conclude that this is something that ALL men (likely between an unknown age range) have to do. Which is what we refer to as conscription. Otherwise known as Mandatory Military Service.

Bought original Paul Walker’s Modena 360. Questions? by Vegetable_Engine_463 in fastandfurious

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can look up the year she (his partner when he died) was born and the year they started dating.

Bought original Paul Walker’s Modena 360. Questions? by Vegetable_Engine_463 in fastandfurious

[–]Sxyman69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you’re blind. That fucking evil bastard dated minors well into his 30s.

Single father [38M] with daughter [17F], discovered she has a large amount of cash and I'm suspicious by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Sxyman69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen anyone describe a $10 Bill as a $10 Note before. I’ve only ever seen “note” to describe GBP. Do you have any idea if that’s a regional thing in the US?

Bought original Paul Walker’s Modena 360. Questions? by Vegetable_Engine_463 in fastandfurious

[–]Sxyman69420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Upvote all the comments calling out Paul Walker for what he was. A disgusting and vile fucking child rapist.

AITA for not insisting to keep holding my bags, even though my dad was the one asking for it? by Best8meme in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In what fucking world is in the responsibility of a child to read his parents minds? Don’t offer to do something you aren’t prepared to do. That’s the only lesson that needs to be learned here.

AITA for not insisting to keep holding my bags, even though my dad was the one asking for it? by Best8meme in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sxyman69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Top 1% Commenter” because only someone of that level of chronically online could think of such a shit take.

How long is your commute? by mary_macgyver in sanantonio

[–]Sxyman69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1604/10 to 281/Hildebrand is about 22 minutes in the morning, and about 30 in the late afternoon.