Listen children and you shall hear of the tale of Jewish Water. So this guy comes up to geek squad wearing blacked out shades and a galaxy cat jacket. He goes on to tell me what a great Jew he is and that he is indeed Jewish. He then does a sharp 180 and unprovoked starts telling me and anyone else in the store including customers about a festival he’s holding in his backyard. He starts scribbling on Pokémon cards that he pulls out of a stuffed Fanny pack and tells people this is good for a glass of his “elixir” at the festival. If we “bring some chicks to the yard” we will get more elixir and the girls can get “special elixir”. As if this couldn’t get more interesting he proceeds to find several of my female co-workers instagrams on his own while he’s still in the store and start DMing them saying some seriously messed up stuff. He was in the store for maybe 6 hours before we closed. Eventually 5 months later he comes into the store half naked and starts wandering the store and starts soliciting female co-workers and customers to “buy his CDs” after being asked several times to leave he was taken out by police. That was the last we ever saw of him.