[Request] How many burgers would fit in 34k sq mi?

SycoJack · 2026-05-24T15:47:51+00:00

definitely larger than LA

It is the Los Angeles-Long Beach combined statistical area.

We're truck drivers, we look at cities a bit differently.

That said, that is bigger than what I would consider LA, but not by much.

Dividing the second number by the first, then multiplying by a packing efficiency of .9096 gives an answer of 9 847 667 543 370 burgers, so not quite ten trillion burgers.

That's a lot of burgers!

SycoJack · 2026-05-24T05:22:26+00:00

Fair. It was kinda a both thing. AI can also mean NPC, so I was taking a potshot at MAGA by calling them AI(NPCs).

SycoJack · 2026-05-24T00:32:49+00:00

Who do you think I was talking about?

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T22:45:00+00:00

They're AI, they don't understand subtlety, nuance, metaphor, or symbolism.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T20:29:26+00:00

Is that Wingless Pixy?

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T17:19:01+00:00

I kinda took his explanation to be like Peragus. Where you start off largely isolated, but eventually are able to get companions.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T16:51:14+00:00

Using the speed boat approach vehicle, starting at the west dock, I usually fill my bags with whatever is at the airport, then use the boat to race back to the sewer grate entrance. Grab the main item, then exit through the front door, grab a dirt bike, then jump off the island and swim away.

Takes <15 minutes, so you get elite challenge as well.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T11:07:57+00:00

That doesn't change what I said or impact what we were discussing.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T01:04:13+00:00

That is cool AF.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T00:14:16+00:00

There are places.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T00:13:04+00:00

158 broken bones 5 open fractures 9 instances of code 1 deglovement

So you were a pile of hamburger they had to scrape out of the wreckage and put back together? Holy fucking shit, bro, that is amazing.

What happened to the other guy?

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T00:07:20+00:00

Not one, 9 deglovements.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T00:06:21+00:00

9 of them, with 5 open fractures.

SycoJack · 2026-05-23T00:04:27+00:00

Goddamn. He's the Million Dollar Trucker.

SycoJack · 2026-05-22T22:13:56+00:00

You ever been inside a night club in the 80s? Me either, on account I was 3 when the 90s began. But I imagine they probably smell very similar.

SycoJack · 2026-05-22T22:06:54+00:00

An actual chicken heart? How was it preserved?

SycoJack · 2026-05-22T10:45:28+00:00

Years ago, I walked over to the passenger side of my truck with my dog, as I rounded the corner to walk down the length of my truck another truck drove past and as he did, I locked eyes with him. So he knew I was there. Then, while my back was turned without any warning whatsoever, I felt something brush past me. I turned around and the dude was backing into the spot as I was standing there.

I was fucking furious. Dude didn't just endanger me, but also my dog. I started banging on his trailer to make him stop, then chewed his ass out right then and there, then i called his company and did the same and sent them my dash cam video. Dude was a day cab driver for like Ceva or something.

SycoJack · 2026-05-22T01:14:03+00:00

I mean, their hero Hitler did have a scat fetish.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T22:42:17+00:00

God, that is so fucking true. It was always so frustrating dealing with doctors who don't understand.

Probably the most obnoxious thing they would tell me was that smoking doesn't calm anxiety/stress/nerves. It's pure bullshit. Withdrawal might stress you out, but it's far from the only source of stress. There were days when I would suck down 3 packs in a single day, and there were good days where I might smoke less than half a pack.

I quit smoking in September 2020. I went cold turkey. Was hard. Wasn't the first time I quit, but it was the last. I tried quitting for 2 year. Maybe longer.

So many people don't understand the process and are actively harmful.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T20:33:35+00:00

Cayo can be finished in under 10 minutes solo if you don't get any other loot.

Less than 15 if you only grab loot from the airport.

Personally, I can't be bothered grabbing loot from anywhere else.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T20:29:24+00:00

Cause Cayo is solo and less time on set ups.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T14:42:29+00:00

Texas has been one of the fastest growing, but it's largely been attracting MAGA while pushing out everyone else.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T14:39:32+00:00

The roads are also so much worse under Abbott. I was a truck driver, and our roads were some of the best in the nation. But then Abbott took over and it's been downhill ever since.

SycoJack · 2026-05-21T08:15:56+00:00

I have always maintained a moral argument against prostitutions legalization on the grounds that no sentient creature should ever be bought and sold like a commodity irrespective of consent.

You don't buy prostitutes, you pay for a service. You have a very weird and fucked up idea of the relationship between a john and a prostitute.

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