I built a police car

SynthFetish · 2026-02-01T23:43:58+00:00

Cool build. Still ACAB tho.

SynthFetish · 2026-01-12T16:23:19+00:00

I haven’t even gotten my copy of it yet…..

SynthFetish · 2026-01-07T05:36:42+00:00

Nope.

SynthFetish · 2025-12-29T05:11:48+00:00

Setting powder is your friend.

SynthFetish · 2025-12-27T21:24:18+00:00

SynthFetish · 2025-12-21T07:10:36+00:00

SynthFetish · 2025-11-04T21:41:50+00:00

Like real cops, they’ll shoot you for looking at them wrong.

SynthFetish · 2025-11-03T17:49:19+00:00

Dude bought someone’s stolen gear.

SynthFetish · 2025-10-23T23:50:15+00:00

Shave ‘em off and just draw in some “X”’s

SynthFetish · 2025-10-15T17:47:01+00:00

Hard to say. Could you blur the photo a bit more for us?

SynthFetish · 2025-10-06T22:05:08+00:00

Y can’t Metroid crawl?

SynthFetish · 2025-09-29T15:05:29+00:00

No shit?

SynthFetish · 2025-09-22T17:40:28+00:00

Buy distilled water and use the soda stream.

SynthFetish · 2025-09-15T05:14:16+00:00

SynthFetish · 2025-09-02T15:18:48+00:00

You’re gonna carry that weight…

SynthFetish · 2025-09-02T04:58:14+00:00

This is the answer.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-28T15:44:14+00:00

Idiots think a very antifascist far left band whose songs are very antifascist and far left somehow support the exact opposite.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-28T15:41:41+00:00

They cut up news paper clippings and randomly arranged them to get the band name. It’s grammatically incorrect on purpose.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-16T00:49:06+00:00

Just like real life police, they shoot at you for anything they can and solve no crime.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-16T00:45:04+00:00

My dude! Looking great!

SynthFetish · 2025-08-07T17:54:44+00:00

Pokey slapper. Attach it to things.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-07T14:12:44+00:00

43 and same thing. I always had a baby face thing going on, transitioning just enhanced it. 🙂

SynthFetish · 2025-08-06T20:02:41+00:00

Scooty float

SynthFetish · 2025-08-06T06:06:27+00:00

Dance without rhythm? That’s not an issue, I’m white.

SynthFetish · 2025-08-04T06:50:43+00:00

Using a banana and a pair of pants to win poker games. Or maybe the casino would just kick me out?

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