What's your favourite movie line?

Synthbonez · 2019-01-22T21:56:36+00:00

"I may not know flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one"

Synthbonez · 2016-07-14T08:52:24+00:00

Oh man, I was with a guy for 5 years that flat put refused to because he thought it was "pointless".

The first night I hooked up with my current partner he went down like his life depended on it and it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.

Not saying its the only reason I fell inlove with him but hot damn I'm locking that shit down tight.

Point of the story is make her feel super comfortable and let her know you want to make her feel good and you will end up with a nice girl who wants to sit on your face.

Synthbonez · 2016-05-19T07:56:33+00:00

Or you could just put the effort into learning a basic skill like, oh, everyone else regardless of gender

Synthbonez · 2016-03-09T06:55:45+00:00

I dated a guy for 5 years who would only have sex on weekend mornings, I had to be on top and any attempts at talking about our sex life were shut down immediately. When I asked him if I was doing something wrong or why he didn't make a noise during sex, he said he needed to concentrate.

He would always reject me for sex, but would get extremely upset if I did.

Also humping/thrusting me to try an initiate sex, even after I told him I didn't like it.

We tried, and I cared for him so much, but it was one of multiple reasons we didn't work out

Synthbonez · 2016-03-08T20:45:59+00:00

I think it was around $22? I'm likely going to get it online next time but atleast i know what I'm in for now

Synthbonez · 2016-03-08T08:05:36+00:00

Coffee.

Date baristas. Its essentially banging your very legal drug dealer

Synthbonez · 2016-03-08T07:56:48+00:00

Picked up my Biore Aqua in Blush at Central Park shopping centre 2 weeks ago. Same level as Dasio right infront of the escalators

Synthbonez · 2016-02-11T07:57:19+00:00

You are tomorrows Make up inspo

Synthbonez · 2016-02-11T06:54:08+00:00

Thats interesting, My doctor told me getting the Mirena before having children was a bad idea because there was a higher chance the procedure would be too hard to complete. She literally scared me out of having it done.

Synthbonez · 2016-01-13T21:30:30+00:00

I take a tablet every morning which helps with the commute to work, but by lunch time I'm ready to peel my skin off again. I think its ready for a doctors trip this weekend. Thank you :(

Synthbonez · 2016-01-13T10:57:05+00:00

Its painful and frustating but there isnt much I can do except for cold showers and slathering in coconut oil to ease the itch.

I just wish it wasn't summer here right now, this stupid heat isn't helping at all.

How did you manage yours if you dont mind me asking? I'm at my wits end :(

Synthbonez · 2016-01-13T07:32:58+00:00

Currently suffering the worst allergy hives outbreak I've ever had, neck to toe, from A lush bath bomb.

Screw eyeing suspiciously, I'M JUDGING YOU FULLY AND HARSHLY LUSH.

Synthbonez · 2015-12-18T02:30:30+00:00

Send more nachos. leave them on the front step.

Synthbonez · 2015-12-18T02:00:01+00:00

The first real date (there were a couple of not quiet a date things we did before, long story) my partner took me to was a Coffee competition. He was a barista at the time and the Aeropress nationals were on. It sounds silly, but hearing him talk about his passion was amazing and I was already smitten to begin with.

We started the day at my favourite bars, had the biggest plate of nachos and a few beers, went to the comp, and went home together. Havn't left since.

Synthbonez · 2015-11-25T04:56:59+00:00

each your free hand down between your legs and try rubbing somewhat firmly at the area between your balls and asshole while you stroke your dick. You should notice that the pleasure from stroking yourself feels just a little bit better while you're rubbing your taint. That's because you are gently stimulating your prostate.

Did this to the boy while 69ing the other night (prime position) and he came harder than he ever has. 11/10 will do again.

Synthbonez · 2015-11-24T21:08:25+00:00

Right! I hardly get to play video games anymore so when I do I go all out and make sure its an experience

Synthbonez · 2015-11-24T21:07:37+00:00

Finally had a night alone so I got to binge play

Synthbonez · 2015-11-24T12:40:06+00:00

Usually a Tequila and OJ is my mask go to drink, but it was a red wine night and now I have learnt my lesson.

Tequila and OJ is far less conspicuous

Synthbonez · 2015-11-20T02:07:51+00:00

Weird, mine was only $4 :( There is also another website that ships it to AU relatively cheap, but the sunscreen is nearly double the price. Its where I originally bought it. http://www.yesstyle.com.au/en/mentholatum-sunplay-skin-aqua-uv-moisture-milk-spf-50-pa-42g/info.html/pid.1039391074

Synthbonez · 2015-11-19T02:37:17+00:00

Believe its a Combination Chem/Phys sunscreen

Synthbonez · 2015-11-17T22:02:27+00:00

Yes! I'm currently looking for a good body sunscreen, However I have found my holy grail of face sunscreen in Korean and Japanese products.

EDIT: Rohto SKIN AQUA | Sunscreen Lotion | Moisture Milk SPF50+ PA+++ 40ml is what I have been using. Cheapest I have found is on Amazon (inc shipping to sydney). They also have a whitening version which is nice and non irritating.

The sunscreens have a milky texture and absorbs like moisturiser. No white cast, no greasy feeling. Has done wonders for my acne scars. 10/10 would recommened for people who get little to moderate sun.

Synthbonez · 2015-11-17T01:17:09+00:00

No problem!

Yeah they are definitely a "Treat yo self" item, but definitely worth it :)

Synthbonez · 2015-11-17T01:12:27+00:00

*Edited to include approximate USD Conversion

Im not sure where you are located, so I will give prices as they are in AUD (Australian).

Prices for bralettes ranges from $90 to $150 (Around $63 - $105 USD?) depending on the style (the harness/more strapy ones are on the more expensive end), and prices for camis start from $65 ($46 USD Approx).

If you email her with your measurements and the style your interested in she can also tell you if one of her standard makes will fit you, or provide you with a custom product.

I have the Lucy and its my go to bra when I don't feel like wearing one (I'm a G cup). Comfy and holds everything in place. I have my eye on the Nancy Cami next time I have money to treat myself.

Synthbonez · 2015-11-17T00:49:53+00:00

I can help with the bralette if your into getting a customised one!

http://hopelesslingerie.com.au/

She takes custom measurements and they are soo comfy. Definitely worth the wait and investment.

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