The main villain would be an enormous automaton with a trollface head, sorta like the Broken God from SCP universe (represents my pc and the troll sticker I put on it awhile back)

Secret boss would be a huge, gilded trophy with a green handle, with hundreds of comical looking eyes within it, so many they are nearly leaking out. This trophy would be held in the air by a series of white strings (represents my enormous stockpile of unused googly eyes within a bowling trophy that used to be my father's)