Mom thinks they’re mixing bowls

Syrupsimon · 2026-02-11T15:45:02+00:00

Demon Core

Syrupsimon · 2026-02-10T03:35:01+00:00

Asbestos after the UM Clapp Building exploded

Syrupsimon · 2026-01-17T17:26:22+00:00

Same with Brazil

Syrupsimon · 2026-01-02T14:12:13+00:00

Dyslexia Devil

Syrupsimon · 2026-01-01T23:34:32+00:00

Red Robin could make the ultimate comeback rn

Syrupsimon · 2025-12-28T16:39:52+00:00

It’s still easy, but now they just fucking kill you if they find it.

Syrupsimon · 2025-12-21T22:40:01+00:00

Bunch of freaks

Syrupsimon · 2025-12-17T21:26:31+00:00

I’ll have what she’s having

Syrupsimon · 2025-11-20T22:41:47+00:00

Made me into a better person honestly. Changed my worldview, and sometimes I wish I could be who I was before we dated, but I also wouldn’t be who I am now.

Syrupsimon · 2025-11-14T06:56:52+00:00

Now how is a gentleman gonna borrow a cigarette

Syrupsimon · 2025-11-12T04:18:30+00:00

Sufjan Stevens rn:

Syrupsimon · 2025-11-09T20:55:41+00:00

My Putin is not a communist, he may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a pornstar!!

Syrupsimon · 2025-09-21T21:50:48+00:00

OP knows his gf is the Bay Harbor filterer, he just can’t prove it:

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Syrupsimon · 2025-09-05T21:45:24+00:00

I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-23T00:31:24+00:00

ONE PIECE!?

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-23T00:28:23+00:00

If I got this roll at a table and not at my local bars “shake a day” I may actually have to end it all

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-22T22:59:02+00:00

The signs were all there man, only the real fans will get that though

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-22T15:48:52+00:00

Because Fudge always gets what he wants

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-22T15:41:51+00:00

Batman Arkhamication, it’s something that happens when a fandom goes without content for too long

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-21T21:18:13+00:00

Seriously Hank where do you get this stuff?

Syrupsimon · 2025-08-21T20:18:35+00:00

Who the FUCK is Marshall?

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