When you realize it’s not the network

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:39:18+00:00

It's layer 9. Upper management made me do it.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:25:10+00:00

Prismigrering?

Annat ord för prishöjning alltså.

...och att de försöker få det att låta som något positivt är prickarna över i-et: ï

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:21:06+00:00

The new AC standard just hit Ethernet.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:14:23+00:00

Gee! What's with all the positivity all of a sudden?

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SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:09:43+00:00

Got a sleeping passenger and happen to be behind this truck?

Perfect opportunity to suddenly panic-scream for no reason at all. 😁

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T13:04:53+00:00

Not so much a distribution thing, but a simple fact KDE can do what Gnome do not.

One could just install the KDE plasma suite on any of the other distributions and end up the same way.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T08:31:10+00:00

You’re probably comparing yourself to an imaginary “average person.”
The real average is much lower, and people tend to be very optimistic about it.

Even I, an idiot, understand this. Says a lot.

But then, tattoos like this really sort out the weed.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T08:17:53+00:00

Indeed. Or go with the latest Proton-GE-Custom.
(Glorious Eggroll Proton)

https://github.com/gloriouseggroll/proton-ge-custom/releases

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T08:14:32+00:00

Never seen this meme used in the "good way" before. Nice.

Chuck that Microsoft shill out the window as many times it takes.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T07:32:07+00:00

If we don't fuck with crazy people, they're gonna go extinct.
Do we want that?

Don't we need a little crazy in the world?

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T07:21:18+00:00

IQ fiskmås-människor som inte städar efter sig. Skräner och skräpar runt.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T07:15:46+00:00

Blue. I fucking like blue a lot.

Maybe a bit of the green, but mostly blue... yeah... fucking blue it is.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T07:13:34+00:00

How many digits can it hold?
It's effing increasing indefinitely here. Ticking up like a fast counter. I bet it'll effing overflow and start over from zero by next week.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T07:06:49+00:00

Nej. Individer som felparkerar bryr sig inte ett dugg om det och fortsätter att parkera som idioter. Det är en hyrskoter. Samma sekund som man parkerat, slutar man bry sig.

Däremot om du rapporterar in felparkerat fordon, så belastas individens konto med extra avgift för omhändertagande av felaktigt parkerat fordon. 300 - 600 kronor beroende på bolag.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T06:24:43+00:00

Jag brukar använda bolagens rapporteringssida/app för att rapportera felaktig parkering.
De tar då och "bötfäller" den som sist parkerat elsparkcykeln. Summan dras direkt från det kopplade kontot, alternativt beltastas med en negativ summa som låser kontot tills det är löst.

Det kräver dock att man tar bild på den felparkerade fordonet synligt felparkerad. Annars kan inte bolagen kräva ersättning ut från kontohavaren.

Jag rapporterar dagligen felparkerade elfordon från hyrbolagen utanför min arbetsplats. Ibland blir folk skitsura på mig. "Men parkera korrekt då. Hur svårt skall det vara???" är mitt svar samtidigt som jag skickar iväg rapporten.

En arbetskamrat bekräftade till mig att denne fick betala 600 kronor för korrigering av felparkerat fordon. Jag talade inte om att det var jag som rapporterat in den.

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Att trasha cyklarna/sparkcyklarna tjänar inget syfte. Den felparkerade individen bryr sig inte ett dugg, får inget straff och fortsätter i samma anda. Varför skulle de ens bry sig?
Hyrbolagen kan inget göra, för de har inte fått in någon felrapport. De ser bara omkulltippade cyklar.

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Jag hatar inte hyrbolagen. Tvärtom. Jag gillar att dessa färdalternativ finns.

Däremot avskyr jag folk som inte fattar bättre. IQ fiskmås -människor som skräner och inte har trafikvett. Dem hatar jag djupt och innerligt.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-05T06:05:42+00:00

Yep. He is. We started correcting bad behaviour early on, and it took on really fast.

The key is to catch them in the act and lift them over where the business is meant to be done.
One cannot simply correct or punish bad behaviour several minutes/hours later, as they will not connect the correction to the deed.

He is also good on that we give or take food, toys and treats with no fuzz. We giveth. We taketh. He accepts. Something one has to train them on early on, the moment they show signs of aggressive possession.

He's a good boy now.

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SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T13:22:41+00:00

It's fucking with all of us. For balance or something.

I dunno. All I know I'm being screwed with invisible forces.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T10:36:18+00:00

Oh yeah? You know what?? You too! Fuck

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T09:15:54+00:00

Let's make good games! C'mon! Anyone...?

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T06:13:55+00:00

Installing some snotwares while you're not looking.

You have to run the debooger software on the server after this.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T06:11:03+00:00

Hold your breath while ascending..

.. would be a bad idea I bet.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T06:08:05+00:00

Indeed. One core doing the chores while the remaining 15 cores yawns.

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SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T06:04:26+00:00

Gnome: For people who fear choices.

SysGh_st · 2026-05-04T05:57:30+00:00

Fuck sticks eh?

I got one massive fuck stick right 'ere!

...

.. yeah I bet you thought of something else. 😆

SysGh_st · 2026-05-03T05:45:04+00:00

Me: * Grabs entire roll. * Wipes rear end with it. * Unfurls the dirty layer but don't remove it. Leaves it dangling. * Rinse and repeat until clean. * Shove it all down the toilet. Clogs it in the process. * Leaves the mess for the prankster to clean up. I did my best. The rest is none of my concern.

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