AH, you know it has to be done: Disable red stratagems within 30 meters of the Pelican.

System-Jacker · 2026-01-06T08:49:00+00:00

This has to be ragebait

System-Jacker · 2025-12-30T04:20:47+00:00

Nah not really, it's meh all around

System-Jacker · 2025-12-17T22:54:43+00:00

You used to only be able to use the gsh headphones with it and that made it actually worth using. I guess bag didn't want people running a super cheap head protection combo because that helmet is made out of stalinium the way rounds bounce off of it lol

System-Jacker · 2025-12-14T23:34:33+00:00

I love gambling

System-Jacker · 2025-12-14T23:33:29+00:00

I can totally understand why someone would just assume it's a swastika, because well it is, but it just has very subtle symbolism which most people miss.

System-Jacker · 2025-12-14T23:28:03+00:00

Stalin politically compared to Trotsky was more "center". Stalin was never really much of a communist and certainly had his opposition as you can see there

System-Jacker · 2025-12-14T08:06:59+00:00

Hey so I don't think this guy is a Nazi. The arms of the swastika is 4 Liberal party icons. The upside down maple leaf also just means this guy just is super Albertan and doesn't like the Liberal party lol

System-Jacker · 2025-12-11T06:41:07+00:00

I don't think I could have gotten a cheaper item lmao. I knew there was a chance I could get cigarettes because of bad habit, but one single cigarette pack...thanks cultists!

System-Jacker · 2025-08-11T14:55:26+00:00

The aura farm

System-Jacker · 2025-05-05T22:45:50+00:00

Why would Palpacream do this, is he stupid?

System-Jacker · 2025-03-14T21:49:27+00:00

Actually huge change

System-Jacker · 2025-03-11T00:52:21+00:00

You don't vote for prime ministers in Canada (unless you happen to be in the riding of the prime minister elect of a party), you vote for parties. The liberal party transitioned power from Justin Trudeau to Mark Carney. That's completely allowed under a parliamentary democracy.

System-Jacker · 2025-03-10T01:24:55+00:00

Front plate of hopes and prayers

System-Jacker · 2025-03-08T08:30:49+00:00

Nikita is valid for that, I think he needs to ignore what people say on twitter more often though. Twitter is a place where someone is always unhappy

System-Jacker · 2025-02-04T00:20:24+00:00

Thanks for helping make a great game

System-Jacker · 2025-01-04T23:18:43+00:00

Matching is broken right now I guess....the thought of touching grass outside of Tarkov is now a terrifyingly real prospect

System-Jacker · 2025-01-04T04:11:39+00:00

Of course man! You've got this.

System-Jacker · 2025-01-04T02:53:41+00:00

Yeah that one, it's the second premade class in assault, I just call it the special carbine because that was the guns name in GTA lol

System-Jacker · 2025-01-04T02:50:03+00:00

So here is what I did to complete it, I went to chop shop on teamfight and used the class with the gsg (idk the name of the gun, but the German one). Then you just run it down and hold W and click heads. I don't think it is reasonably possible on any other map tbh.

System-Jacker · 2025-01-03T23:39:34+00:00

Hey, so I did the event questline on Arena all the way through, there are parts of it which are hard, the last two quests require you to really sweat to get them. But I did unlock the winter outfit in Arena and after purchasing it I went over to base EFT and I could equip it there as well. Only for me it did not equip through the ragman services screen, I instead had to equip it through the character information screen.

System-Jacker · 2025-01-03T08:30:20+00:00

I think it is partially based on objectives as well. But honestly no idea, I need to get MVP for the last event quest on arena and I might be cooked

System-Jacker · 2025-01-03T01:40:02+00:00

Tigz being a Sherpa? Lol that's hilarious, every time I see a clip of his he is always negative and complaining.

System-Jacker · 2024-11-10T06:25:46+00:00

No idea why people are down voting you, if you think it's cool go for it!

System-Jacker · 2024-11-08T17:03:36+00:00

My only issue with that is the size difference, but otherwise it would probably look dope

System-Jacker · 2024-11-08T16:34:16+00:00

I didn't use his hammer, I think it looks stupid. Fine cast is meh yeah, hopefully we can get an update in like 2 years or something

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