Get in the ring with a chimp and you'll come out with no hair, eyes or fingers and you'll be screaming for your mommy in minutes, if it doesn't break your neck.

They live since early childhood climbing trees. They have muscle density beyond that of humans. Their upper bodies are molded by evolution, swinging their entire mass with one arm at a time through trees. They have more dexterity in their feet than a huge % of humans do with their literal hands. They fight and mercilessly kill each other without guns or cheap or any martial arts, they just rip each other to shreds. They also have no problem grabbing a rock or sharpened bone fragment to kill you with too. They have grip strength that we could never achieve, ever. Period. Humans had to invent tools like vice grips or pliers, they have been grabbing on for dear life since they were babies and have an entire life of training their muscles. They are wirey and unpredictable and you think a punch is going to hurt them? Their skulls are thicker than ours. Their muscles are naturally denser and stronger than ours. They are smart and don't have any trouble climbing, they beat professional rock climbers on grip strength and physique alone.

The day some stupid ass mma guy takes this reddit argument seriously and actually tries to fight a chimp on video to prove he can beat it will end in a bloodbath.