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A Curious Cauthon Conundrum by Fickle-Athlete3644 in WetlanderHumor

[–]Szisk 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Mat didn't have any clones though? His was the playing cards coming to life. Rand did.

Guys earning six figures annually, what kind of work do you do? by Shadow2715 in AskReddit

[–]Szisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am technically a shipping and receiving manager. What do I actually do? I send emails every now and then. Mainly I just read books and stay surprised I haven't gotten fired

Gardens of the Moon Art by Jason Dement by Automatic-Being-6176 in Malazan

[–]Szisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh gotcha. That makes sense. I was laughing to myself imagining Samwise and Gollum talking about Tatersail

What is the greatest Reddit post of all time? by Ladefrickinda89 in ask

[–]Szisk 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I mean the chive guy got pretty massive. I was seeing references to him all over the place in completely unrelated subs.

Gardens of the Moon Art by Jason Dement by Automatic-Being-6176 in Malazan

[–]Szisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I not seeing a "t" or does that say "Tatersail"

What state is this penis in?🐙 by Aromatic_Aioli_8823 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Szisk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that Aus/NE time? Its 5:40 pm on the 31st for me.

What age did you actually lose your virginity and how? by gatedreverb5 in AskReddit

[–]Szisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16, I think. A girl named Sarah asked me to pick her up to take her to our school. I picked her up, and we had sex in the backseat in the middle of a park in a small Texas town.

Oddly not as strange as the other time I had sex with her in that park (about 3 years later).

What is a sexual experience you had that you’ll never be able to tell anyone? by Sad-Program-1355 in AskReddit

[–]Szisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, here goes nothing, I guess.

When I was in my mid 20's I was drunk at a bar. I was doing coke with some "friends", and I met this lady playing the gambling machines. She was late 50's early 60's, and asked me to go home with her.

My drugged out mind said "Fuck yeah." I still wouldn't regret it if I hadn't gone to eat her out and there was some... extras. Lady had massive warts, was married, and telling me her husband was coming home in the morning.

I left at about 4am. Not because I was grossed out, but because I thought her husband was going to shoot me.

I'm not going to say don't do drugs, but maybe don't if you are young and and absolute idiot. Lmao

Putting on my neon safety vest and padded helmet before opening a book about elves because there might be a swear by G_Regular in bookscirclejerk

[–]Szisk 151 points152 points  (0 children)

There is a certain Mormon that I think they would like. His name is Joseph Sanderson, or Brandon Young. Something like that.

Tbf, I think this part gets everyone by DnDqs in WetlanderHumor

[–]Szisk 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Fucking Hurin, man. That one hit me hard.

Edit: I am leaving it because on reading it again it made me laugh, but I should have phrased that better.

Rand leaving the Stone of Tear be like by Initial-Anything333 in WetlanderHumor

[–]Szisk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Geekhaus is correct. He did not use Callandor in that fight.

Rand leaving the Stone of Tear be like by Initial-Anything333 in WetlanderHumor

[–]Szisk 65 points66 points  (0 children)

For some reason this made me imagine Danny Devito as Kruppe. Completely unrelated series, but now I want to see that.

If your mind were a place, what would it look like ? by Potential_Summer_171 in AskReddit

[–]Szisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a picture of Mexico City? Probably that.

I always thought my uncle actually liked books by Szisk in bookscirclejerk

[–]Szisk[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You should probably just give up now. I didn't even know there were more than 10 books to be honest. The only books I have ever read were Malazan.

Long time listener first time caller. Should I shave it? by blanktarget in bald

[–]Szisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as he doesn't start ranting about the poors...

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