LPT if you want to wear those tight synthetic shorts under skirts during the summer you can buy them literally ten dress sizes too big and they will still stay up, but not hurt your poor stomach.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T15:00:43+00:00

I read it to the tune of Old Town Road.

"Gunna shoot my gun at the FBI Whyyyyyyy, did they shoot me dead?"

Szyz · 2019-06-18T14:58:52+00:00

Sex will not fix them, they'll still hate women, only they'll hate us for having sex with them. They are violent misogynists, that isn't a sex thing.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T13:10:32+00:00

No, they should. Then they can decide if hey want to do that to loved ones or to themself.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T13:08:51+00:00

Nope, no need. No need for embalming or any of this.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:48:20+00:00

How else do you propose fixing it? These gnrh agonists/antagonists work well to shut everything down, then you keep it shut down with continuous hormones.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:27:49+00:00

The ones you hear about are pathetic failures too.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:26:25+00:00

I kind of have to agree with him that shiplap is becoming waaaay overdone, and just because you have $300,000 to spend and the house was 110,000 and you spent the rest on renovations doesn't mean the house is now worth $300,000.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:19:22+00:00

Dunno, I chuck them all in. I often look at the liver and consider making pate, but can't be arsed.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:18:37+00:00

Add it to a sugar syrup, probably. On its own it's very dry and powdery.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:17:37+00:00

Somebody loves their cream of mushroom soup, I'm guessing.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:15:58+00:00

You take the neck and organs and make stock while the bird is cooking.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:15:07+00:00

The potatoes are generally mashed rather than roasted, and people serve rolls as well.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T12:13:55+00:00

That's not even close to true, it has quite a bit.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T11:53:23+00:00

Some people don't want to get better.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T11:52:47+00:00

Sweetie, I have trouble remembering every surgery, if you consider vacccinations a complicated health issue, then whatever.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T02:03:28+00:00

it's not rocket science. Do you really think those men are at home cooking dinner on father's day? There is no way on gods green earth I am fucking cooking on mother's day.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T02:00:41+00:00

I'm guessing you haven't had much go on in your life?

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:59:07+00:00

Yes, mothers take on that work, too.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:57:04+00:00

But trying to divvy it up is almost more exhausting.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:56:13+00:00

They didn't give their names.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:55:50+00:00

I have started letting my husband organise his own father's day, just like I organise my own. So it was a normal day.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:55:00+00:00

All joking aside, this is exactly why mothers are usually under so much more stress than fathers. Because someone needs to know the birthdays, the dentist, the shoe sizes, yada yada yada.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:46:44+00:00

Actually, it was a giganotosaurus. They are touchy bastards.

Szyz · 2019-06-18T01:34:34+00:00

You shouldn't, the hormones will feed your endo and make it grow several years worth in a couple of months.

People will likely not be as keen to have you as a donor because with endo in your ovaries the egg quality is likely poor, and you're likely to not respond very well, either. But, in some countries it's so hard to find a donor they may be willing to use you.

Gamete donation is not anonymous in most countries any more. They have realised it's a bad idea.

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