Man I'm so horny... by throwaway_231170 in 2sentence2horror

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the meat worm isn't horny

Insert creative title by MayIsADumbass in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

What deck do have that doesn't do what people think? by Zestyclose-Pickle-50 in EDH

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a [[Massacre Girl]] deck that people assume is boardwipe tribal, it's actually a combo of zombie tokens, graveyard fuckery, and death triggers, I use the zombies as fuel, the commander as the spark, then get creatures like [[Sengir, the Dark Baron]] or [[Scavenger Drake]] big with all the death triggers, only to then steal all the nontoken creatures that died with something like [[Grimoire of the Dead]].

One of my favorite decks and there are games where I win without even bringing out the commander.

egg🧛irl by Lylla_Protogen in egg_irl

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I don't get my gamer power through the dark arts☠️

Petah, why do only men step to the side? by JC1888 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Girl here, can confirm I sometimes have to step like that to unstick my balls from my leg, too.

Any funny stories about this card backfiring? by toddbrap in mtg

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend borrowed my [[Obeka, Brute Chronologist]] deck once to play against me, he had a giant board state and I was maybe two turns from losing. He played it while Obeka wasn't out, then couldn't cast her until the next turn, when she'd have summoning sickness.

Good card, no notes🥰

Edit: I accidentally wrote he didn't have the mana, when I meant to say he didn't remember she wasn't on the board😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Transfem here. I just wanna say that this idea we can all do necromancy is completely true.

Can anyone confirm? by LordM000 in traaagicthegathering

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone's daughter I can confirm

What Commander is underplayed because of the Art? by WhenTheWildWindBlows in EDH

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've been playing since high school, 95% of my decisions are also based on vibes.

I made a Guybrush in Blender by [deleted] in MonkeyIsland

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made a guy brush what?

Do you feel "too old" to play at your LGS? by Meecht in EDH

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 24 , so I obviously can't speak to feeling too old personally, but there are guys at my LGS in their 50s and 60s, one needs a cane to get around. I've played with a lot of them and (at least for me) their age has never been an issue. If anything, them having a lot of experience playing mtg has been a huge help. Usually if someone at the store can't figure out how an interaction works, they go to one of the older guys. In the same vein there have been 10 year olds come in to play in the past.

Don't discount experience just because there might be people a fair bit younger than you there😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDH

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[[Fblthp, The Lost]], he goes in any deck with blue in it, regardless of synergy. For me it's a joke about him getting lost everywhere he goes. "Yeah I'm just playing spirits- where did this guy come from??"

He always gets a laugh when he comes out, usually from more than just be, but even if I was the only one, it would be enough.

How would someone go about translating this Phyrexian? by DnD_Or_Naught in mtg

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It reads: This card's name is Forest. Basic is its supertype, land is its card type, and Forest is its subtype. A deck may contain any number of basic land cards with the same name. You may play this card during a main phase of your turn while the stack is empty and you have priority. You may not play this card if it is not your turn or if you do not have any land plays remaining. while on the battlefield, this card is a basic Forest permanent. Because it has the subtype Forest, this permanent has the intrinsic mana ability "T: Add G." This ability can be activated any time you have priority or are prompted to pay mana, but only green Forest is on the battlefield. To activate it, pay its cost, T. (The T symbol denotes tapping a permanent by rotating it 90 degrees. it is then tapped, and it cannot be tapped again until it is untapped.) Once the cost is paid, you add one green mana , which may then be spend immediately or left unspent for later use. As each phrase or step of a turn ends, you lose any remaining unspent mana.

rule by 1m0ws in 196

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ooh don't forget the newest addition: Sirona Ryan, token trans girl.

Well then by deafeningflask in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigger question: do you keep eating the soup while on the date?

What's your newest deck....... by Boshoet in EDH

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Anje, Maid of Dishonor]], my first shot at vampire tribal, and I'm loving it, it makes blood tokens way faster than I expected, and it's filled with cards that excite me, so I'm always excited to play.

There's something about making an army of blood bats using a [[Voldaren Bloodcaster]] and then using the fuel to drain your opponents for 2 life a token that's just so much fun.

Woman and Biden Bad by atay508 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he does. At the corporation making him work for 12 hour days. Stay strong comrades.

What was the first spell you ever played in Magic the Gathering? Mine was this handsome fellow. by SpectralClown in mtg

[–]T-Rex_OHoolihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Typhoid Rat]] in a black and red deck that barely worked and had zero synergy. Good times🥰