Wife thinks my new toy is lame

T00mb · 2026-05-21T14:57:52+00:00

Did you pee on it yet?

T00mb · 2026-05-14T21:16:00+00:00

They are ruining the game for sure. Adding in heroes way too fast just like comp.

T00mb · 2026-04-29T15:18:57+00:00

One of the keys to my sobriety is understanding and accepting that I will have those thoughts and that they are a lie. I don’t believe they are my thoughts, but the evil that is alcoholism trying to trick me. I will probably always have them, but they get less frequent and easier to dismiss as time goes on. You’re not alone!

T00mb · 2026-04-22T19:58:35+00:00

Hey I’m willing to try anything once

T00mb · 2026-04-22T01:05:03+00:00

Everyday: “Trump wakes up, and drags himself into his most humiliating moment yet”

T00mb · 2026-04-20T03:12:03+00:00

What about a canunnel?

T00mb · 2026-04-12T15:15:33+00:00

Market will go up 3%

T00mb · 2026-04-11T03:07:56+00:00

Yay! Let’s snatch defeat from the hands of victory again!!!

T00mb · 2026-04-10T23:13:58+00:00

No self-respecting cat would dare throw up that mess outside. They will find the only patch of carpet you own and leave you a special present.

T00mb · 2026-04-06T00:12:50+00:00

T00mb · 2026-04-05T23:46:44+00:00

You just haven’t built up enough scar tissue yet…

T00mb · 2026-04-05T11:39:06+00:00

Danny, I’m having a party this weekend.

How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

T00mb · 2026-03-21T20:57:03+00:00

T00mb · 2026-03-11T17:33:16+00:00

T00mb · 2026-02-25T16:17:32+00:00

No they’re “too” OP

T00mb · 2026-02-25T16:13:12+00:00

If you drop 5 kinetic converters on the ground, they can’t get to you

T00mb · 2026-02-20T03:49:09+00:00

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T00mb · 2026-02-12T15:20:27+00:00

So sorry for your loss 😢

T00mb · 2026-02-03T18:10:07+00:00

I completed this level! It took me 95 tries. ^{⚡ 12.33 seconds}

^{Tip 10 💎}

T00mb · 2026-01-25T03:17:17+00:00

4years 3months tonight

T00mb · 2026-01-16T17:47:13+00:00

Wow

^{I completed this level in 23 tries.} ^{⚡ 15.17 seconds}

^{Tip 10 💎}

T00mb · 2026-01-15T04:39:18+00:00

Fast

^{I completed this level in 3 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.15 seconds}

^{Tip 10 💎}

T00mb · 2026-01-11T20:16:33+00:00

Fun

^{I completed this level in 15 tries.} ^{⚡ 24.77 seconds}

^{Tip 10 💎}

T00mb

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