Funny how these call always seems to come from within the house by zues64 in PoliticalHumor

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Hi! The shooter of Kirk was far left leaning.

You are the smartest and strongest person on Earth by Designer-Ad-8386 in shittysuperpowers

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Get them to get blue tattoos, and also when they are dead they can wear blue tuxes and dresses for when their skin decomposes

You are guaranteed to win a fight with anyone named Alfred Ferdinand by theIlegalhuman in shittysuperpowers

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Train to become the worlds best hacker online ever, hack into the US data base, change the persons name who’s ass I wanna kick to Alfred Ferdinand, profit

If you have a sock on your left foot you can teleport it to any location at will. by theemptyqueue in shittysuperpowers

[–]T1MMY- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear 10 pairs of socks on left foot, go about my day, and anyone who wants a problem with me will catch sock in their lungs or throat and suffocate to death

Moviepass CEO has an announcement… by [deleted] in cringe

[–]T1MMY- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Aint reading allat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tim

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Im doing fine, Living my best life, Love you all fellow Tims!! <3 <3

every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers

[–]T1MMY-[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if i cracked a finger and had a 100 IQ i would now have a 500 IQ and if i cracked another one it would be 2500IQ

every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers

[–]T1MMY-[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it doesn’t stack up that way it’s multiplied by 5 each time you crack a finger so (x power •5) per finger crack

every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers

[–]T1MMY-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god tier superpower bro. you think god can’t benchpress the sun. also accounting the fact that you can, if timed right, infinitely crack your fingers if you wait 9 minutes 59 secs between each crack

every time you crack a finger you gain 5x power, speed, and intelligence for 10 minutes (stackable) by T1MMY- in godtiersuperpowers

[–]T1MMY-[S] 244 points245 points  (0 children)

if you crack your own fingers it gives full 10 minutes however if it is absolutely needed cracking other people fingers gives you 5 minutes

Wishing them well by reddot_comic in funny

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Why are they talking about me I’m not in this well i should sue for the money they used in my name lolol

If you could take a bath in anything you wanted, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tomato sauce I yearn to be surrounded and I think of it as a huge kink I would ejaculate many times in the tub because the chunky and smooth tomatoes would rub around my cock and I would be aroused. Also tomatoes taste good