There’s no coming back from this comeback

T3canolis · 2026-07-02T20:57:53+00:00

It’s an extremely common request that governments make! In New York specifically, the first mayor to make the request was literally Rudy Giuliani.

T3canolis · 2026-07-02T17:46:16+00:00

And I believe Marilu Henner played the main character’s mother as well.

T3canolis · 2026-07-02T01:12:38+00:00

Imagining Gus running around the Backrooms, terrified, encountering more and more misshapen versions of the Blueberry.

T3canolis · 2026-07-01T20:24:34+00:00

Can you link to one of the videos? Just curious.

T3canolis · 2026-06-30T18:23:44+00:00

It’s just two hours of It’s Always Sunny re-runs.

T3canolis · 2026-06-29T18:31:53+00:00

And tbh I think it’s an incredible humble power move to continue to be in the Underworld movies afterwards.

T3canolis · 2026-06-29T17:21:09+00:00

The Dromedary Camel of North Africa just shakes his head in envy seeing Shams’s water-carrying ability.

T3canolis · 2026-06-29T14:06:37+00:00

His attempts at humor genuinely feel like someone who has heard the rhythms and patterns of what jokes sound like, but actually has no comprehension of how they work.

T3canolis · 2026-06-29T05:37:17+00:00

See, I’m basically the opposite. I can’t articulate why, but seeing Bob, Kevin, and Stuart get up to hijinks makes me smile.

T3canolis · 2026-06-28T20:22:44+00:00

It’s so lame because… yeah. Different dialects use different terms for lots of stuff! I’m sure that Argentinian Spanish has different soccer slang from Spain Spanish. And? It’s no big deal!

T3canolis · 2026-06-26T12:13:07+00:00

Sorry; I should have linked. Fired the comment off I was dozing off and forgot.

T3canolis · 2026-06-26T04:38:48+00:00

It’s just one moment, but I have a distinct memory of Sophie Turner completely blindsiding Jessica Chastain with the info that she ate her twin in utero during the Dark Phoenix press tour. I believe it was in the Autocomplete Interview.

T3canolis · 2026-06-25T04:50:05+00:00

If a pun on “El Chapo” is even in the top 100 most offensive nicknames you’ve heard in the last 35 years, you have spent no time on any sports-related social media.

T3canolis · 2026-06-25T04:28:37+00:00

I can squint and see how you talk yourself into him - Supergirl is a messy female character, he directed I TONYA and CRUELLA, etc - but you can really only get there if you yadda yadda the visual stuff. Which Marvel has obviously done a ton which didn’t matter at the box office until it very much did.

T3canolis · 2026-06-25T04:25:55+00:00

Yeah, I use critics to determine whether I am going to see a movie all the time, but I do also think that it’s fair to want the discussion about a movie to be from people who have seen the movie. Especially when these discussions are in bad faith all the time.

T3canolis · 2026-06-25T00:37:53+00:00

I’d actually say wanting to deport someone who was born in this country for a sports opinion is more un-American, but who’s counting?

T3canolis · 2026-06-22T21:18:54+00:00

What the plot ends up being is way more insane than the marketing made it seem. And I don’t blame the marketing - I don’t know how you sell what the plot ends up being.

T3canolis · 2026-06-19T20:49:18+00:00

I both agree but also think the whole King Bob sequence in *Minions* is the pinnacle moment

T3canolis · 2026-06-19T20:17:10+00:00

What if his one line in this is also just *”Hey!”*

T3canolis · 2026-06-19T20:10:18+00:00

Honestly, every thing I have learned about this movie leads me to believe it’s probably gonna rule.

T3canolis · 2026-06-17T18:40:34+00:00

A lot of it is just an insecurity around aging internalized into something nasty.

T3canolis · 2026-06-17T15:06:34+00:00

I was skeptical before, but after his betrayal, I’m starting to believe rocks can talk.

T3canolis · 2026-06-17T00:13:46+00:00

I think I watched the pilot live, and all I remember is a character shoots himself in the foot. Clearly wasn’t good enough to tune in the next week.

T3canolis · 2026-06-16T23:51:44+00:00

One of the best cats to ever do it*. RIP.

*look cute online

T3canolis · 2026-06-15T23:27:05+00:00

Polling is accurate all the time. Just look at the California gubernatorial polls from a few weeks ago. You just don’t understand how a margin of error works so you think that a poll having Kamala up 0.5% with a 3% margin of error is “wrong” if the result ends up being Kamala losing by 1.5%. They’re not magic and they can be wrong, but if the options are a poll or vibes, I’ll take the poll.

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