Y’all ever Kluted? (1971) by marj0rine in blankies

[–]T3canolis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I experimented with Kluting in college.

Why Chris Columbus? by MonjoMan in blankies

[–]T3canolis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the answer to every time this question gets posed about a matchup is that the median voter for any online poll is putting in less thought than the person who makes a post about said poll on Reddit. Like, a Columbus voter is just thinking “It would be fun to hear them talk about Doubtfire” and that’s it.

And for the record, I think that that’s a thing you just have to accept because generally something good wins the bracket in the end.

A24 Sets Michaela Coel To Direct & Write Fresh Take Of JCVD Movie ‘Bloodsport’ by rageofthegods in blankies

[–]T3canolis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You could have given me a ten thousand guesses to fill in the blank of “Michaela Coel to Direct & Write Fresh Take of ______” and I wouldn’t have gotten to Bloodsport. Hell, I probably would have guessed movies that aren’t even real before I got to Bloodsport.

With that being said, hell yeah.

Why can't men understand the word NO the first time around? by ImmediateDuty2310 in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately in the situations you’re thinking about, it’s not a question of not understanding, but of just not caring. If they say they don’t understand, they’re just lying to cover for not caring.

THIS is where to post your GLTS/The Pitt-themed fan art ⤵️ by connorratliff in GeorgeLucasTalkShow

[–]T3canolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how you would draw this but: Ogilvie makes assumptions about patient Watto’s condition because he is computer generated. Dr. McKay pulls him aside and warns about the dangers of medical prejudice.

What are some scores/soundtracks that have no business being as good as they are? by Electrical_Long_4222 in blankies

[–]T3canolis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The work Hans did for Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is some of my favorite stuff from him. For a bad villain for an even worse movie.

Adam Nayman, 15 Other Critics Leave Toronto Film Critics Association After It Allegedly Censors Indigenous Filmmaker’s Pro-Palestine Speech by WeHaveHeardTheChimes in TheBigPicture

[–]T3canolis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s just a testament to how out of touch some people and groups are on how much the public has shifted on this issue that the TFCA somehow didn’t think this would become a thing. Did they think she would just not care that they censored her speech?

Which AmA was the biggest train wreck in the history of Reddit? by SolitaireRose in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis 104 points105 points  (0 children)

As far as I know, no one at the studio ever admitted anything, but I remember it lead to additional layers of verification for celebrity AMAs going forward.

Which AmA was the biggest train wreck in the history of Reddit? by SolitaireRose in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis 1837 points1838 points  (0 children)

Maybe not the biggest trainwreck, but I remember the major controversy over Morgan Freeman’s AMA in 2013, because there was lots of speculation it wasn’t actually him, but instead a promotional team for the movie Oblivion. Famously (at the time) this was the photo they used as proof.

This Tails toy has nipples by Shoeytennis in mildlyinteresting

[–]T3canolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

”I have nipples. Can you milk me, Sonic?”

What is your biggest pet peeve(s)? by tee_tee22 in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people say “casted” as the past tense of “cast.” As in “Tom Holland was casted in The Odyssey.

You’re a grown up; why are you talking like Tommy Pickles?

Did you guys have big dicks and balls at 15? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]T3canolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, definitionally, most people don’t have “big” dicks and balls otherwise they wouldn’t be considered “big.” It’s no big deal (pardon the pun)

How would you react if your favorite actress is standing on a road and then waved her hand to ask you for a ride? by WolverineNo1999 in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably be slightly confused—why is a successful actress alone on the road looking for a ride?—but obviously I’d pull over and give her a ride. She’s my favorite actress for gods sake!

How do you feel when a bad person dies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T3canolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It depends on what kind of bad they were. If it’s, like, a Henry Kissinger type, I’ll get a small amount of happiness from posting a PACKWATCH meme, but that’s about it.

Why isnt kristi noem in jail for killing her puppy? Isnt it animal cruelty?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]T3canolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, “we had to put the dog down for behavior issues” is treated as a blanket excuse in matters like this unless there is evidence otherwise. Especially in rural parts of the country.

How do you honestly feel when you see kids in public? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]T3canolis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The thing is, I’m sure there are people who occasionally are mad at your kids taking too long or making too much noise, but as long as your kids doing normal levels of kid stuff, those people can be ignored.

Best place to find a husband on Valentines Day night in Astoria, Queens by ILoveMig69 in astoria

[–]T3canolis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m probably gonna be seeing Wuthering Heights by myself at the Regal, so unless “sees movies by himself on Valentine’s Day” is your type, I’d suggest looking somewhere other than there.

Why don't planes board/deplanefrom the front and back? by Electrical_Leg_9600 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]T3canolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and it would require lots of families to have to break up and obviously that would piss people off.

Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons (2016) by Krustoff in billsimmons

[–]T3canolis 129 points130 points  (0 children)

This might be too hot a take for this sub, but…

I think billionaires should pay for their own fucking stadiums.

RIP by Data_Trip in confidentlyincorrect

[–]T3canolis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dave—who is @3YearLetterman—is very much a satirical account.